On this episode, user of good, southern common sense, Tom, and small, foreign faction representative, V, grow brains and are caught talking to stray dogs while investigating the death of JonBenét Ramsey. Tom dresses up as a mall Santa on his way to stack bodies, and V absconds to Bangkok to escape his shameful browser history.

On this episode, 17-year-old freedom fighter, Tom, and newly left-handed paramedic, V, are joined by skateboard-swinging sucking chest wound, Jack, as they ride the milk truck down to the marina for a good old-fashioned motorboating. Tom whips donuts in  his 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, V gets his meal with a side of pubic hair at no extra charge, and Jack is laterally demoted from intern on the Paranormies to intern on You Had Me at Bigfoot.

On this episode, rock-etching storyteller, Tom, and note-taking tree vandal, V, load up on invisible bullets and head to the New World for some colonial shenanigans. Tom secures a secret stash of sassafras, and V evades the natives by slipping between two widely-spaced fence posts.

On this episode, Eric Stoltz butthole mouth face, Tom, and impractical, decorative do-rag model, V, take to the skies of the pacific northwest to disarm a hot dog alarm clock bundle. Tom travels through time to get revenge on an airline after they canceled his flight due to COVID-19, and V covers for Tom when a young Robert Patrick asks if he's seen a familiar face in his dreams.

On this episode, high volume crawdad trafficker, Tom, and abyss-gazing sycophantic narcissist, V, hop into the mystery machine and head to the horror whore convention. Tom launches and concludes his stand up comedy career with one joke, and V starts a fake ID business dealing exclusively in funny names.

On this episode, ballchinian hot sauce-sipper, Tom, and high stakes shart expert, V, talk the dangers of cutting the cheese on the go. Tom pukes pepper pieces, and V forces fierce farts for their 500 subscriber special where Tom follows through on his promise to take a shot of El Chupacabra hot sauce.

On this episode, secret GAY-gent man, Tom, and the spy who shagged MEN, V, rally the force to solve another cold case from the annals of history. Tom turns in his gun and badge after going on a racially-charged neck-kneeling spree, and V puts out an all points bulletin to track down a babe he saw giving a dude a handy jay in a passing Geo Metro.

On this episode, doomed expedition level 2 group leader, Tom, and heater-hogging stud mastermind, V, hit the Russian mountain trails ill-prepared for the alien-cryptid-demonic-government conspiracy quadruple threat that lies in wait just beyond the woodline. Tom dances around a subdued burglar while waving a straight razor, and V gets Randy Daytona kicked out of rehab group therapy.

On this episode, cancer rabbit scientist, Tom, and practical joker taxidermist, V, take to the trails of the Wyoming badlands to track down the elusive jackalope only to get their hands covered in jackrabbit melanoma. Tom renounces his 1/1028 African American heritage over the recent Black Lives Matter missteps, and V votes yes on jackalope legislation in the Wyoming State House of Representatives.

On this episode, U.S. Army Special (education) Forces magician, Tom, and thrice demoted Soldier of Fortune , V, reminisce about their favorite bits from the previous 49* episodes as well as the funny experiences they've shared together over their 15 year friendship. Tom gets his ass beat by You Had Me at Bigfoot super fan, Megabit Banshee, after accidentally sliding into his wife's DMs on Instagram, and V earns his second LGBTP ally award due to his continued support for the limp-wristed fanny bandits and shirt-lifting ring raiders.  *This isn't even the 50th episode, but we haven't been keeping track very well.

*This isn't even the 50th episode, but we haven't been keeping track very well.