On this episode, green suit-wearing pun master and Batman villain, Tom, and mysterious, highly sought mountain top source of all wisdom, V, celebrate Quadriplegic History Month with a livestream Q&A session. Tom spit-roasts some fall-off-the-bone rotisserie skunk ape, and V drops a 100,000,000° hip hop album.

On this episode, quarter-cocked non-participant in the January 6th capitol insurrection, Tom, and San Bernardino county beatboxing championship runner-up, V, whip out their throbbing GDPenises in front of the U.N. to establish future Star Trek world dominance. Tom discovers the terrifying secret to determining if a woman has had multiple abortions, and V fails the Schutzstaffel physical for having the wrong color hair, eyes, and not being white enough.

On this episode, recently laid off Alderaanian shock trooper, Tom, and exiled 1990's Greek demigod, V, flip-flop and bicker over the deep philosophical messages hidden within Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Yoga Hoosiers." Tom, among other things, kisses a naked corpse in the woods, and V is removed from his position as a Sprint customer service representative for answering every call with, "Wuzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

On this episode, spike-impaled towel boy to the Order of the Dragon, Tom, and the blood-chugging president of Transylvania who would live long enough to be impeached twice, V, mix up a tasty cocktail of hepatitis C positive bloody Marys to play a vampire-related drinking game. Tom blames his rabies, missing church, and general bad attitude on vampirism, and V drafts a business plan for a very specific vampire-friendly braces mail-order delivery service.

On this episode, Der Fuehrer of the Goatse Party, Tom, and the 16th century Beetlejuice-like summoning of V charter a Cuban door boat to sail the Bermuda Triangle on a voyage to find the only other user on the Ladius app. Tom talks about the often forgotten positive aspects of mental and neurological illnesses, and V's palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy...there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

On this episode, 1950's African AIDS monkey butcher, Tom, and begrudging $300 hand job-giver, V, discuss the current coronavirus pandemic and the impact it has had on the red light district in Germany. Tom denies banging furry patient zero, and V laps up a bowl of bat soup, fangs first.

On this episode, the newest member of the Paraplegion of Doom, Tom, and ambassador to the planet SEGA Saturn, V, are joined by intergalactic #MeToo-accused art curator, Richard, to analyze and appreciate the artwork of the stars. Tom prods the guest for entry codes to the mothership, V tries to find the virgin Mary's face in a slice of toast, and Richard turns down an alien booger left on his doorstep by an extraterrestrial Door Dash driver.

On this episode, the smoldering shins and feet of Tom and Thanos' snap dust pile next to the former hands of V load up on pyrotron vitamins and chug cinnamon schnapps to speed up the inevitable process of spontaneous human combustion. Tom doesn't know whether to call the Ghostbusters or the fire department when a residential pair of pyromaniac poltergeists presents palpable pandemonium, and V realizes he doesn't know what a lightning ball is and wonders whether wanton weather wallops wandering wayfarers.

On this episode, police-impersonating sex addict, Tom, and amateur doctor/dildo aficionado, V, present a $100,000 small business loan to the bank in order to create a mobile, sound-proof genecology clinic in the mountains. Tom blows his 600 McConnell bucks on a new German Shepherd puppy, and V gets the all-time high score on a game of "Cannibal Holocaust's 'Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's C**t' OR Toy Box Killer Orientation Tape."

On this episode, disgraced manager of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger launch, Tom, and SpaceX Starship saboteur, V, are joined by globe Earth and generally-accepted science buzzkill, David Weiss, for a trip across, and not around, the world. Tom immediately surrenders to the seductive siren call of the true Earth model, V scales the ice wall of Antarctica only to discover more ice wall, and David silences Tom's claustrophobia-induced panic attack by simply dismissing it.