On this episode, gibbering, pot-bellied, buck-toothed pervert, Tom, and unique grotesquerie squeezed into a skintight rabbit suit, V, go on a schizophrenic rampage at the Planned Parenthood clinic when their abortion isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less. Tom is awarded taxpayer money for his paper entitled "Glaciers, gender, and science: A feminist glaciology framework for global environmental change research," and V conquers the world to lower the cost of cell phone batteries.

On this episode, inventor of the rapid dissolve stamp adhesive, Tom, and Bill Gates' breast augmentation reconstructive surgeon, V, are joined by four-time disgraced dildo company CEO, Jerry (last heard on the forbidden You Had Me at Skippy episode), as they rain on the TikTok nurse parade and tear down the champions of the COVID-19 vaccination efforts. Tom graduates magna cum laude from University of Phoenix online, V goes to his doctor regarding a sharp side in his pain after visiting a vaccination clinic behind the Walgreens in St. Louis, and Jerry defies the odds by dying of COVID after surviving heart disease, cancer, chronic lower respiratory disease, suicide, opioid overdose, and drowning.

On this episode, Chinese farmer and bigfoot hair stylist, Tom, and grand hedonist who will do anything for love (but he won't do that), V, wake up in a bathtub full of ice with no kidneys after following a convincing conman who promised the ability to travel the universe using magic. Tom wanders the halls of a nervous hospital looking for answers to the the great theological questions of our time, and V takes up his cross for the furry community in order to ensure their eternal salvation.

In the epic conclusion of the M Files Series, 6'4" Vice President with an axe to grind, Tom, and mob-associated musician who lost his best bud, V, brush the brains off the trunk and hop into their Lincoln Continental for a cruise through 1963 Dealey Plaza. Tom questions the integrity of coroners, medical examiners, and morticians alike, while V confesses that he might be a Lee Harvey Oswald apologist.

Continuing the M Files Series after several weeks of being sidetracked, Russian electromagnetism physicist of the KGB, Tom, and the rainbow coat-wearing vizier to the pharaoh, V, utilize the scientific method of asking whether or not the majesty of the pyramids strike wonder in their hearts while considering the origins and purposes of the ancient structures around the world. Tom stands up for the misunderstood billionaires and tyrannical world leaders of our time, and V becomes a pyramid consultant and coach using the multilevel marketing business models of Scentsy, Mary Kay, and Beachbody.

On this episode, 20-year-old aspiring rapper and bad driver, Tom, and the lady cop who can't tell the difference between a taser and a gun, V, are defeated once again by their arch nemesis, King Kracker, and are forced to offer up their official positions on aliens, angels, demons and the afterlife. Tom freely gives up his eternal reward to just about anyone he knows and cares about, and V demands parley with the manager of the universe.

On this episode, mark of the beast dodging doublethinker, Tom, and social humanoid robot developed by Hong Kong-based company Hanson Robotics, V, blow off the episode topic for another week so they can downplay the accomplishments of mankind and answer life's greatest ethical questions. Tom justifies his cognitive dissonance regarding the objective value of human life, and V is asked to splice human and animal DNA on this the day of his daughter's wedding.

On this episode, simp-shaming racist, Tom, and midget rape apologist, V, get taken down by their FBI bro for failing to address him in the chat. Tom tells his own version of the Aristocrats joke, and V lays down the law on full body manscaping.

On the second episode of The M Files series, fully conscious and frozen in time severed head, Tom, and the capitated, immortal Canadian swordsman, V, key the words "the moon rulez #1" into the walls of sacred areas in the Nahanni Valley just to cheese the indigenous, head-hunting Dene people off. Tom receives some life-changing news about his substantial limitations in mental functioning, and V is forced to present a $750,000 check to a children's hospital in exchange for construction of a controversial new memorial wing.

On the first episode of The M Files series, Atlantean testament to the arrogance of man, Tom, and fifth-hand gossip-spreading Athenian, V, find favor with the gods and resurface the lost city of Atlantis as a goof. Tom eliminates all African representation in the Disney princess universe, and V eats a bunch of mushrooms before stomping on turtles.