On this episode, zombified vampire with a hankering for undead brains and/or blood, Tom, and vampiric zombie thirsty for reanimated blood and/or brains, Jerry, set out to prove, or maybe disprove, the existence of America's sweethearts: the dinosaurs. Tom doesn't just play someone divine on television, he's a real life theologian, and Jerry whips out the end of a luge tube at 100 MPH, dead or alive.

On this episode, Yellowstone Bully Project advocate, Tom, and the out-of-work chlorine tablet stocker at your local pool store, Jerry, conclude their Oh, Hell No miniseries with a 3-hour-long cursed show about magical homosexuals. Tom successfully breastfeeds his adopted lovechild without collapsing the U.S. economy, and Jerry tips his tin foil fedora, unsheathes his tin foil katana, and tin foil teleports behind you. Nothing personal, kid, but while you tin foil partied, he studied the tin foil blade.

On this episode, universally hated abortion doctor who refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccination, Tom, and influenza vaccine developer with an average efficacy rate of 35%, Jerry, seek out the goat man to get the truth about who really killed young Savanna Bright. Tom sends a template email with no personalization to the Pope Lick Monster in an effort to hire him for a voice acting position in an upcoming project for Nickelodeon, and Jerry breaks his decades-long silence on the topic of Jock Jams in an angrily written Vice article entitled "The 100+ Worst Jock Jams Songs Ever."

On this episode, tight-lipped custodian of the underground sex tunnels, Tom, and orgy host-for-hire (call for a free quote on your next car wash or airport orgy), Jerry, apologize directly to a disappointed and disgusted Satan for how out of hand things got in the human trafficking cult they established in his honor. Tom delivers on his promise to explain the entire Satanic Panic of the 1980s and 1990s in less than one minute (1:15), and Jerry pitches a coming-of-age drama in which Elliot Page plays both the concerned high school teacher and his troubled student using green screen technology.

On this episode, charge nurse of the bad baby NICU, Tom, and elderly witch doctor who, after a lifetime of sacrificing humans, now campaigns against human sacrifice, Jerry, shove the animal bones over in their sensory deprivation grave holes and drop in for their cult initiation. Tom wonders if Lana Wachowski's film-making talent was stored in his severed and discarded genitals, and forensics expert Jerry struggles to collect any AIDS-tainted evidence in the windy desert wasteland crime scenes of Africa.

On this episode, gay Satanist cowboy who finally feels recognized by the music industry, Tom, and blackface Shirley Temple fan club president, Jerry, fire up their Walkmans and sing along to their favorite devil-worshiping doo-wop and country-rap albums. Tom accidentally kidnaps a teenager from another universe while wandering the dimensional rift in Switzerland, and Jerry dons his five o'clock shadow furry costume before heading out into the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

On this episode, gold medal recipient in the 0k Honor Run, Violent Tom, and self-proclaimed wendingo expert who specializes in cryptid asshattery, Jerry 2 Dope, purchase one-way tickets to Dallas or Austin or Houston to attend a human sacrifice by their favorite SoundCloud rapper. Tom cuts the ribbon on the John McCain Memorial Post-Mortem Prisoner of War Camp for Losers, and Jerry recounts his experiences as a background plumber in music videos.

On this episode, twice orphaned host of a paranormal podcast, Tom, and the College of Cardinals post-general congregations newly appointed co-host, Jerry (of YHMA-Skippy and YHMA-Vax, Jab & Fauci), celebrate the 100th episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot with the first ever game of "Yemen's Well of Barhout or Artificial Neovaginal Reconstruction." Tom warns everyone to stay out of his arms' reach, and Jerry goes looking for a good f*&%ing but only finds himself a wood duckling.

On this episode, executive producer of Venom 2 who demands gayer content, Tom, and big time stud who always makes out with a girl you don't know (because she goes to a different school), V, cannon ball into the spirit realm to discuss the ghosts from the game Phasmophobia. Tom takes a new soldier for a ride in the fat lane (never to be seen again), and V demands equality for women, but only so he can hit women and cut in front of them in line at the store.

On this episode, LGBTPZ4QQQ and the Batman symbol ally, Tom (Black Summoning of Death/Sempiternal Tragedy of Winter Funeral), and friend to the LGBTPRSTLNE💩 community, V (Transformer/Decepticon), return to the beat as swingin' dicks hot on Prince Philip's, AKA the Dracula of Edinburgh's, trail. Tom comes across the naked, exposed buttocks of the relatively recently deceased People's Princess and wonders if he should or not, and V vows to defeat Princess Diana's body guard, Trevor Rees-Jones (peace be upon him) in bo staff combat.