On this episode, turbo white trash sunglasses aficionado, Tom, and vengeful dishwasher/landscaper for the totally not racist Miller gubernatorial administration, V, draft an award-winning choose your own suicide adventure note in which, after a couple of pages of reading, the reader faces two or three options, each of which leads to more options, and then to one of many endings (including coloring pages and pop-up imagery throughout). Tom is rebranded a furtive fallacist, but purposely spells it "phallicist" for some reason, and V becomes incredibly suspicious of all the train-related deaths among associates of known murderer and former president William Jefferson Clinton.

On this episode, shallow grave-digging serial killer, Tom, and 9/11 Airlines pilot, V, tell you the ONE thing you can do to get your ass whipped by an aging astronaut. Tom is nominated to be the face used on the newly minted Gay Dollar, and V witnesses a marvelous, shining light cast upon his VR headset indicating he needs to go masturbate.

On this episode, closed circuit camera companies hate them: grieving father about to speak on the news but just heard a really funny dead baby joke, Tom, and elderly actor who was either feeding his cats, leaving for the diner, looking out his window, or returning from a walk when tragedy struck, V, show you how to move 600 bodies by a multimillion dollar security system in broad daylight with one simple trick! Tom snuggles Adam Lanza to completion (whatever that means), and V tells random women at the grocery store that they sat in strawberry jam so he can have their spot in line.

On this episode, sexy reverse pedophile with a bowl cut and drop fade in the mid-90s, Tom, and murder-frack-drill oil hoarder on a quest to strip the earth of her natural resources, V, hose down all the sex robots and cut the ribbons on their newly constructed Gynoid Red Light Districts. Tom appoints loveable rascal Alex Jones to the State Department, and V demands action in response to the gay bee epidemic.

On this episode, vax-curious candidate for president, Tom, and his vaxophobic campaign manager, V, promise to take flight in the newly renamed presidential air craft, the Danger Zone One, and break every rule in the Nuremberg Code during the first 100 days of the Millalobos Administration. Tom forces all the dead people in government to finally retire, and V scours the federal law and accounting books, as well as all the applicable constitutional documents, in an effort to find any loophole that might screw congress out of their paychecks.

On this episode, clumsy Chernobyl reactor engineer, Tom, and mediocre bridge construction contractor who lost his dog through no fault of his own, V, wander the West Virginia countryside looking for impending apocalyptic events to foretell. Tom solves the national budget crisis merely by charging a "very fair" $5 ticket price at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C., and V conducts on-the-job training for the new human resources coordinator John Mothman.

On this episode, big-dicked, muscular and unshaven Sailor Moon, Tom, and the gold chain and fur coat-wearing Crystal Gem pimp Stephen Universe, V, reboot Cartoon Network's late 90's flagship animated series as the Powerbuff Boys in order to swing the pendulum back on the hardcore gay-ening occurring in modern television and film. Tom flexes and overextends his N-word pass with his new found 1/30th black ancestry, and V gives the most favorable review of Captain Marvel by saying, "That movie, in fact, sucks dick."

On this episode, newly club-footed sheriff's deputy, Tom, and what is obviously the charred remains of a ruined pegasus stuffed animal, V, are joined by the manifestation of a disembodied whinny from the ghost riders in the sky, Moondog, for five terrifying and titillating tales of torture, tribulation, and trepidation. Tom stands before the horse devil for unforgiven equestrian sins, V is awarded the bronze medal in the cloven hoof long jump, and Moondog returns home to find his parents surrounded by police, a Batsquatch, and some older kids, all demanding answers.

On this episode, Congressman Crenshaw's prosthetic ribbon fashion designer, Tom, and the handicapped, gun-slinging governor of post-alien invasion Texas, V, develop a plan to turn the tables on the alien menaces...menaci...menaseeses with the help of their faithful running crew in the livestream chat. Tom gets caught watching Lady Dimitrescu porn while manning the operations tent on team Tent Tent Tent 6, V needs Soldiers, he doesn't need anybody else but SOLDIERS on team Smegma Force 6, and Mattsquatch shows up to put nukes to asses on the demo squad Squirrel Team 6.

On this episode, squishy-faced Super Bowl halftime show performer/Sri Lankan sweatshop clothing line manager, Tom, and belly-stabbing former crack dealer/funny-looking jet ski rider, V, make circumstantial, but absolutely plausible, accusations about our nation's royalty in the film industry. Tom confesses his unconditional support for the light whereof hath kindled heavenly fire, Hunter Biden, and V marvels at wondrous sight of the celestial hue surrounding Keanu Reeves.