On this episode, teenage video game prodigy controlling convict Gerard Buttcheeks, Tom, and armchair digital trim chaser in the world wide web, V, jump into their used 2007 avatars and give their e-wieners a whirl. Tom is posthumously reunited with his childhood Gameboy Advance, and V spends his life savings to leave an asshole robot version of himself to terrorize the community.

On this episode, corrupt lunar alderman, Tom, and disgraced Martian comptroller, V, are joined by the district attorney of Alpha Centauri, Stoneclaw, while they discuss the intricacies of space bureaucracy and alien fart music. Tom participates in a disgusting cultural greeting among the Sirians, V loses his mustache in a heated courtroom debate against himself, and Stoneclaw boards the last flight out of Newark, New Jersey on September 11th, 2001.

On this episode, communist psychic from the 16th century, Tom, and the time wizard bent on seeing Osmosis Jones in the theater, V, skim the complete works of Nostradamus looking for clues about the next major international incident (and winning lottery ticket numbers). Tom tries to avoid contracting HIV by downing a handful of Truvada despite being allergic to Truvada, and V dons his VR headset for some extended porn star eye contact.

On this special Halloween episode, escaped Shatner mask-wearing mental patient, Tom, and sloping-mouth ghost mask-wearing high school student murderer, V make good on a promise to perform a dramatic reading of gay, coronavirus friend fiction "Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing." Tom shows off his Terminator Salvation memorabilia collection, and V runs down the list of Hollywood babes he'd pound or slam in the butt with his book "Getting Pounded in the Butt with my Butt."

On this episode, brain damaged 1950s street tough, Tom, and racist Senator from the 1970s, V, lace up their skates and take to the ice against an undefeated hockey team, the D.C. Super Predators. Tom drops out of his third candidacy for plagiarizing yet another speech, and V scolds a quadriplegic for not standing up during the National Anthem.

On this episode, Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic, Senator Palpatom, and Anakin and Padmé's personal protocol droid, V-3PO, issue Order 69 to eliminate all incel Jedi in Isla Vista, California. Tom smokes a cigarette naked in an empty bathtub, and V partakes in a bedtime crack rock.

On this episode, genetic template for the Grand Army of the Republic, Jango Tom, and commanding officer in the Confederacy of Independent Systems military, General V-vous, are joined by member of the High Council, Matt Windu, to talk about the failed military tactics of the opposing Bigfoot forces in Honobia, Oklahoma. Tom gets intimate with a sleeping sasquatch, V heads to Toontown to hook up with a slutty cartoon woman with big cans, and Mattsquatch LOGS a smelly Bigfoot encounter in the road, literally.

On this episode, prepubescent podracer with a questionable future, Anitom Skymiller, and cigar-smoking slave master with a penchant for gambling, Vato, pull up a tiny seat in the sports model flying saucer and tell the tale of known internet pimp Bob Lazar. Tom sends his thoughts and prayers to the family and friends of recently deceased again Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Cryptkeeper, and V realizes that he's painted himself into a corner by giving a 5-Bigfoot rating to the crazy alien hunter in a previous episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot.

On this episode, buttery popcorn-eating beta draconian assassin, Tom, and professional three-fingered wheelchair-bound fibber, V, blow off a high-profile medical examination and go out with a bang in the underground cave system below Area 51. Tom stalks Mike in Manitoba's Facebook profile for a face reveal pic and sexy leg photos, and V is finally crowned king conspiracy with a tin foil coronet after a mere 61 episodes co-hosting a paranormal/conspiracy program.

On this episode, extremely talented and not gay, hermaphroditic pop singer, Tom, and so-far immortal being, V, are joined by shoulder-deep giant proctologist, Reinhardt, as they rush to the emergency room to deliver a torso-splitting human elephant baby. Tom uncovers an ancient cave painting of the Mesopotamian mullet trend-setter Gilgamesh in the danger zone, V adjusts his Plenty of Fish profile to include "angelic beings" to his interests, and Reinhardt begrudgingly speculates on the size and shape of angel genitalia.