Antiques Dealer and former ‘The Apprentice’ (BBC One) contestant Gregory Ebbs is this week’s imaginary Preston Travelodge guest. The impeccably polite entrepreneur talks sitcom revivals, canon firing in Malta, the murky underworld of local councillors, and the comeback pun he never got to use on Lord Sugar.

Follow Gregory on Instagram @gregariousebbs or visit his Antiques Website at theantiquestores.com 

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and on TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson. 

She nearly married King Charles. Her Grandmother was on Stalin’s hit list. She’s double related to Prince Philip and now best friends with Kerry Katona. Strap in for an hour of name-dropping, telly chatter, and wild royal anecdotes as the boys welcome a reality TV star and real life Princess to their imaginary Preston Travelodge.

You can follow Olga on Instagram @princessolgaromanoff or book a guided tour round Provender House at www.provenderhouse.co.uk.

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and on TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Fan favourite from BBC One’s smash reality show ‘The Traitors’, Zack Davies is a giggly joy as he joins the boys to talk telly. Topics covered with the 7th placed ‘faithful’ include newfound fame, viral memes, anime obsession, and mouth ulcers.

You can follow Zack on social media @_zackdavies. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and Tiktok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

The BAFTA nominated Presenter and Actor drops into the imaginary Preston Travelodge for a natter that takes a tumble down memory lane. The boys talk CBBC puppets, the boarding school tuck shop, the thrill of live telly, and a nightmare of a gig with Jools Holland.

Ed can be found on Instagram @edpetrieofficial and X @edpetrie. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Pro Ice Skater, Social Media Influencer, and TV Personality Alex Murphy continues to be bamboozled by British culture as she’s the latest to arrive at the Preston Travelodge. The trio talk lobster fishing, Haribo Tangfastics, romance at the NTAs, and jet ski chasing.

Alex can be found on social media @almurph18.

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and Tiktok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Winner of BBC One’s MasterChef UK 2023 Chariya Khattiyot wastes an hour of her precious time talking utter drivel with her old pals Luke & Elliott. Vital topics are covered, including robotic cats with big pockets, 3 hour long comedy routines, and the worst swear word Gordon Ramsay has ever uttered.

Chariya’s can be found at https://www.chariyakitchen.co.uk or on Instagram @chariya_kitchen.

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Star of The Circle (Netflix), online personality, and touring comic Tom Houghton checks into Preston’s Travelodge to debate TV. They discuss hatred for Penguins, boys turning into Dogs, a Mars bar incident, and mistaken identity at a soup kitchen.

Tom is on tour with ‘It’s Not Ideal’ – you can buy tickets from https://honourabletom.com or his social media @honourabletom.

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and Tiktok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

ABC’s Foreign Correspondent (and former BBC Journalist) James Longman is used to visiting far-flung corners of the World… So Preston’s Travelodge should be a breeze! The trio discuss gyms of Iraq, aerosolised urine, the hand hygiene of TV’s leading ladies, and becoming the national face of Pineapple in Thailand.

James can be found on social media @JamesAALongman. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Ria Lina (Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week) is the next celebrity through the imaginary Preston Travelodge door. Today’s nonsense includes the history of horseradish sauce, crushing on Mr Darcy, fornicating with Mermaids, and why her childhood nickname was ‘Rainbow Warrior’.

Ria is on tour with ‘Riawakening’ now – buy tickets at https://rialina.com/p/tour2024/. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Happy New Year! Absurdist Comedian & Children’s Author Olaf Falafel keeps the chuckles flowing this week as we welcome in 2024. He pines for Luton Town, explains visiting 100 schools in 100 days, and curses Dan Walker for ruining one of his best gags.

Catch Olaf live or buy his latest book at http://www.olaffalafel.com/?m=1 .

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.