Merry Christmas! Star of CBBC’s ‘Almost Never’ and rising music star Oakley Orchard gets in the yuletide spirit to chat TV with the boys this week. They discuss how to get pregnant, subtitle preference, and festive telly routine. So get the red wine on ice!

Oakley can be found on social media @oakleyorchard. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Funny-boned Brummie comic Lindsey Santoro (Comedy Central Live, Ch4) is the next inmate to endure a weekend of Preston Travelodge incarceration. This week, they discuss Mr Blobby’s greatest hits, stalking gameshow contestants, and obsessions with bald men. Lindsey can be found on social media @LinzSantoro and is on tour with ‘Pink Tinge’ now – buy tickets at http://www.lindseysantoro.co.uk. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Celebs Go Dating original love guru Nadia Essex is the newest arrival to Preston’s infamous Travelodge. Nadia enlightens the boys on domestic life hacks, how to turn a partner ‘on’, and dealing with jump scares, through to how to perform an effective egg cleanse. Nadia can be found on social media @ladynadiaessex. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

CBBC star and Content Creator Joe Tasker pays a visit to Luke & Elliott’s fantasy Travelodge to chat TV this week. The trio talk wobble boards, brown sauce, auditioning for Rowan Atkinson, the art of the Split V Steal format, and the perils of ‘Go Ape’. Joe can be found on YouTube @JoeTasker and Instagram @taskerjoe. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

The Great British Bake Off fan favourite Lottie Bedlow enters the imaginary Preston Travelodge this week to talk through her telly options with the boys. Today’s chatting recipe includes a slice of jelly cake with mealworms, a pinch of hatred for Disney Princesses, and a touch of Paul Hollywood’s twitchy pocket. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

The fantastical Alison Spittle (Celebrity Gogglebox, The Guilty Feminist) joins the boys this week to converse on her favourite telly. The Comedian talks bad avocados, golf buggy tours round Albert Square, wiping bodily fluids on pot plants, and keeping minstrels warm in her bra.

Tickets for Alison’s new play ‘Glacier’ or UK tour ‘Soup’  can be bought here – https://linktr.ee/alisonspittle.

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Surrealist Comedian Paul Foot (8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Would I Lie To You?) is the next celebrity through the imaginary Preston Travelodge door. Paul muses on giant jigsaw puzzles, inner city farms, Bubblegum flavoured Chicken Kievs, and the freedom of colostomy bags. 

Paul is on tour with ‘Dissolve’ now – buy tickets at https://www.paulfoot.tv/show-diary/

Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Youtube singing sensation and former Little Big Shots (ITV) star Sapphire invites the boys to her studio for a telly-based gossip. This week’s burning issues are musical perfection, lockjaw, life-size Kit Connor cutouts, Icelandic bottled water, and the perils of watching dating shows with your Dad. Sapphire can found on YouTube @SapphireOfficial. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy and TikTok @lukeandelliott. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Stand-Up veteran Jo Caulfield (Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Radio 4) is a delight on this week’s show. She and the boys come together to talk about Rockabilly bands, Spanish Ham, and not being a TV series completist. Jo is on tour with ‘Here Comes Trouble’ – buy tickets at https://jocaulfield.com/tour/. EPISODE RECORDED 18th October 2023. Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.

Funnyman Josh Jones (Ch4, Dave, Comedy Central) stops by at the Travelodge this week. He and the boys debate the best place on the body to be stung by a wasp, the optimum number of willy shakes after a wee, and a bizarre family connection to the moors murders. Josh is on tour with ‘Gobsmacked’ buy tickets here – https://www.offthekerb.com/on-tour/?otk_artist=Josh+Jones&otk_postcode=&otk_date= Follow Luke and Elliott on Instagram @lukeandelliottcomedy. Artwork by Beks Matthews. Theme tune composed by Benjamin T Jackson.