You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast

They send you to Shawshank for life, and that's exactly what they take.

Joelle: "You wanna bring your wine the the theater? Great! Put that shit in a sippy cup ahead of time!"

Parry: "What is Shawshank's area code?"

Truth, justice, and the American way in Runaway Jury includes buying a verdict by buying a jury.

Six strangers are summoned to a mansion by their blackmailer. People start dying and shenanigans ensue.

Parry: "When someone done it, but you don't know WHO done it..."

Joelle: "This is like every Nancy Drew novel in my head come to life."

Have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN with this special minisode where we revisit April Fool's Day and Joelle reveals her deathly fear of Gizmo the Mogwai...and piranhas!

This is is our very first bonus minisode (and stop gap for Joelle's dissertation) where we delve deeper into Top Gun and find out who Joelle and Parry would Bed, Wed, and want Dead!

Fighter pilot Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell has a chip on his shoulder and that chip might just make him the most brilliant or the most reckless fighter pilot in Miramar." (not Miramar, FL)

Parry: "Even if you're not trying to stare at Tom Cruise's ass, there it is right there in front of you in the tighty whiteys."

Joelle: "Do you have something to tell me? Is there a reason we shouldn't be married any longer?"

The cyclical nature of John and Elizabeth's relationship of fighting and sex brings BDSM out of the dark and into the mainstream.

Joelle - "I'm not having sex in street water."

Parry - "Honey is a friction killer."

A young girl has her heart broken when her vampire boyfriend falls for a blazing hot recent arrival and watches helplessly as they fight their burgeoning but forbidden lust for one another.

Joelle - Your budget shouldn't be that budget.

Parry - This is my holy water and I'm takin' it back, I'm takin' it all back!

Melissa - Thank you, Chris for that very woke moment. Now continuing on with production notes.

Chris - Unlike the Lost Boys, I wanted to sex with zero people in Twilight!

In the wake of her divorce, Lucy Emerson packs up her sons and moves home to sunny Santa Carla. However, the boys soon learn that there's a dark side lurking under sun, surf, and carny games.

Parry - What are Jamaican Vampires like?

Joelle - Fuckin' Awesome! Boom, Boom Lick Shot with that shit, okay!

Chris - It's the most physically evocative sax song since El Bimbo.

Melissa - Grandpa is bae!

Mixing traditional forms of dancing with the new phenomenon of street dancing called breakdancing, Turbo, Kelly, and Ozone (TKO) break down barriers with their sick moves.

Parry - "Electro Rock remind me of the Misfits from Jem and the Holograms. 'We are Electro Rock, our songs are better!'"

Joelle - "I'm so glad you were able to make a joke. Thank you for carrying some of the weight!"