You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast

A sweet cat, forced to make journey through space, gets woken up from a great nap, only to watch humans eat lousy food...and get what they deserve.

Joelle - "If they had just listened to the woman in the control room following protocol…"

Parry - "Putting white surfaces in the Nostromo is like putting nice upholstery in a dump truck."

What happens when you accidentally poison your sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical, bigoted boss? Sweet revenge!

Joelle - "Marie Kumkari"

Parry - "Please send all hate mail to [email protected]."

Baseball is a game about winning and losing...love is very similar.

Parry - "Albuquerque Isotopes?!"

Joelle - "Once again, I am saving your ass."

Paradise...or is it?

Parry - "(Quoting Groucho Marx) Did you ever notice that Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name?"

Joelle - "I felt the need to do some serious research and soul-searching so that you can understand my country (Jamaica)."

As Al himself describes it, "UHF is a cross between 'Sophie's Choice,' 'Son of Flubber' and 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'"

Parry - "As a Weird Al completist, you should own it. You just don't really need to watch it."

Joelle - "If I sound bitter, it's because I didn't have any warning..."

Just when you thought one person can't make a difference, along comes Gandhi.

Parry: "Surprisingly NOT about the world's largest distributor of T-Shirts and bumper stickers with inspirational sayings."

Joelle: "#MuteRKelly"

A young girl with a desire to escape her reality must embark on a dangerous journey through the Labyrinth to rescue her baby brother when he is kidnapped...at her request.

Parry: "We can't talk about Labyrinth without discussing Bowie's 'Underground Kingdom.'"

Joelle: "How is this a kids movie?"

A dancer's career is short. Will this be their final hope or the start of something grand? (17 words!)

Parry: "Comparison Kills!"

Joelle: "I can't do coquito math."

Killer car might not choose its owners, but it certainly chooses its victims.

Parry: "Does Christine end up as the dancing Pepsi can from The Golden Child?"

Joelle: #FanFiction (in reference to Christine's wedding on Christinemoviecar.com)

When a favorite toy gets insecure about being replaced by a fancy new model, he resorts to fighting dirty to protect his place in his owner's heart. (And toys are sentient, BTW.)

Parry: "How do you react when someone tries to Big Toy you?"

Joelle: "I did not have a close relationship with my toys."