On the 7th day God rested, and so he rested until July 16 2001. On this day he decreed "A pair of Messiahs have been born, go forth and worship The Island Boys"

Pasta: A dish invented in China, which was taken to Italy and bastardised. We can't keep letting them get away with it.

I was once asked where I "Summer", apparently camping in my own backyard wasn't the right answer

I think the best teachers are the ones that don't get an article written about them, or heaven forbid a Netflix special

At one point in our future we will be able to wipe our memories, so we can play games again for the first time. I will use it to forget that one time I asked a girl out in assembly, over the loud speaker, only for her to spit on me....... And Zelda

Sequels are great. Look at America, they are currently in a sequel and are about to buy Canada and Greenland. Canada for an education department is a great trade

It's a shame that we live in Australia and we never get any cool concerts. Drake didn't bother to finish his tour, and he will be desperate for money real soon

Bet Kendrick wouldn't bail

I dream of the day that AI converts all media into Muppets. Until then I will continue writing my fan fiction where Kermit recites the speeches of an Adrian Brody

The You Were Saying Podcast is proud to announce that we will be the main Sponsor of the International Hacky Sack league. Set to hit Accor Stadium on October 1st for 3 full weeks of Sacking brilliance

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