After 7 last days of creating, God sat back and drank some primo wine. He got absolutely hammered and started to cross over animals. He shoved a beaver, duck and a porcupine together to make the platypus.

Growing up I really wanted to be in the Manson family, then I realised I would be living with that lunatic Charles and not the cool guy with his ribs removed

Cats are the greatest thing ever, and domesticated themselves to show their love. This message has been brought to you by Toxoplasmosis, get yours today

I think the greatest performance was when my ex said that she would be wife for the rest of time. That was a lie because when I got caught fucking baddies at the strip club she left me and shacked up with her boss Michael

You were Saying Game Studios is proud to announce that our first ever game is in production and will be released 3rd quarter 2046. Pre order now. This is definitely not grift to buy a new table

Back in 1976 the biologist Richard Dawkins coined the term "meme" as a way to explain how cultural ideas are spread. Then some cunt invented Rage Comics are ruined it all

It's 1880 and Tchaikovsky has just dropped his 1812 Overture. This mad lad hates the French so much he used cannons, music will never get better than this

We have recognised that this podcast production is going off the rails, so we will be firing one member as an example to others. Vote on who should be replaced by someone more competent

Hello All. Join us as we ring in the new year with a special New Years Epsiode. Thankyou everyone for your on going support, here's to a bigger and better 2025

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all. Join You Were Saying as we give you the present of the 2nd annual, 2nd Christmas special for the 2nd time ever