Kidnapper thwarted by Karate, UK army tries to recruit Millennials, and how to help your stinky shoes. These stories and more in this week's episode. We also continue our popular segment: "The Lightning Fast Headline Roundup."

I Tell My Husband The News is a weekly podcast in which Shannon Rae Green, a journalist at USA TODAY, tells her husband Dusty Terrill, a local comedian, the news stories that he most likely missed. Look for it on SoundCloud, Stitcher and Apple Podcasts every Monday.

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