This week Geoffrey returns from a week in the woods in Michigan. Alex suddenly has beef with every comedian. Geoffrey loses his cool onstage to a gaggle of white women hecklers. The boys critique eachother's stand-up and Alex finds out why he doesn't go viral as much as he should.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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Alex regales Geoffrey with his adventures in Boston over the weekend and forgets the word for 'ocean.' And Geoffrey helps Alex pick between his two recent dates because Alex's dating choices can no longer be trusted.

Geoffrey went to a Grateful Dead concert and won't shut up about it and his undying love for John Mayer. The boys finally go after body positivity and Geoffrey shares his thoughts about love and whether its worth it after all.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys invite on Houston's own Matthew Broussard, a hilarious nationally touring comic. Matthew is smart and handsome, everything Alex wishes he was, and decides to teach our young lads about quantum physics and math. Alex mercifully passes an algebra quiz, much to Geoffrey's chagrin.   The boys also reminisce about the lost camraderie of modern comedy in the social media age.   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys cheerily discuss the impending doom of an eccentric billionaire in his Titantic sub and Alex attempts to explain what Juneteenth is.

Alex also displays he is just as autistic as Geoffrey is when he misreads his relationship with a long-time female 'drinking buddy.' Geoffrey attempts to help Alex manage his finances. All in vain of course.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. 

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This week on the podcast Geoffrey is in Vail, Colorado and Alex is in Chicago so they are forced to do a dreaded Zoom pod. One day we will pay for Zoom Premium so we can go longer than 40 minutes. Please join the Patreon.

Alex talks about “bonding” with his dad after a recent stroke and Geoffrey finally gets Alex to nail down a date for the big 1 v 1 basketball game. Will Geoffrey score even one point in the big game? Only time will tell.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

This week we invited on one of the strangest and, unfortunately, funniest men in comedy - Jeff Scheen. We talk to Jeff about his newfound life as a cruise ship comedian and his recent fight with his girlfriend about not making enough money. Everyone (rightfully?) attacks Geoffrey for not wearing boxers and Alex opens up about his cop family.   Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.   Thanks to all the new patrons and let us know if Geoffrey is insane for how he dresses.

In this episode Alex finally learns what LGBTQIA stands for and, even more shockingly, finally discovers that Ireland is a divided nation. Its shocking what you don't learn as a Division 1 NCAA basketball player. Notre Dame should be fined for their academic negligence.

Geoffrey of course does nothing wrong because he writes these blurbs and as we know, history is written by the victors.

As always we remain the only funny podcast. 

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This week the boys reunite after three tear-filled weeks apart. Geoffrey returns from his tour of B-level cities around America and Alex talks about his recent terrible dates. Life is back to normal.

And in the shocker of the century Alex is sick again, but does not blame his illness on the booster. Geoffrey asks Alex about the periodic table of elements and learns Alex knows almost nothing about the fundamental building blocks of our universe. A bone-chilling indictment of our nation's public school system.

Even after weeks apart we remain the only funny podcast. Thanks for sticking around folks.

This week the boys welcome the star of FOX’s new comedy series Animal Control, Michael Rowland.

Mike tells the boys all about filming in Vancouver and how good the food in Hollywood is. Alex reminisces about the bizarre film he made in college and Geoffrey explains his most bizarre show promo ever.

And you guessed it, Alex makes the boys look up pictures of an early 2000's white woman. Some traditions simply refuse to die.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week I finally allowed Drago to invite a blonde onto the podcast. I was worried he wouldn't behave himself but he performed admirably and respectfully so I think I'll allow it again.

This week we invited Elle Orlando, another great Chicago native comedian into the snake pit. Alex berates Geoffrey for eating pizza before the podcast, was he wrong to do so? (Yes, yes he was).

Geoffrey talks about walking a MAGA handicap man at his show in Savannah and the pod thrives for the one minute that Geoffrey doesn't talk and lets Alex go full Larry King Mode. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.