Kathleen learns that this handsome man is none other than Joe Fox. This night couldn't get any worse if she had to drag Frank out without his shirt on again.

We're coming up, so you better get us a stoli on the rocks with a twist! Joe Fox finds himself trapped at a party with the charming Kathleen Kelly. Can he Scooby Doo sneak his way out of this one? Tune in to find out!

The mystery woman in the window is revealed! We won’t give her identity away just yet, but we will tell you she’s got some FIRE opinions about a certain “nut” in the observer…

Move? TO BROOKLYN?! In 1998, rent control is $450 a month and Brooklyn is the shit hole of New York. What a time to be alive. But in the darkness that is 2020, we’ve got 1 question for you, dear listeners: have you ever been trapped by someone wrapping your child-like hands in yarn?

Fox books opens, everything is 35% off, there is a literary Lady Liberty and … commemorative cups? As the Fox boys celebrate a successful launch, there’s trouble in paradise at the Shop Around the Corner…. to the tune of $1200.

Oh ho ho, we’ve made it a quarter through the film and to the opening day of Fox Books! What snack will you bring to a new bookstore with lounge chairs, dear listener? A Baked Potato? With salt and pepper, perhaps? What casual and normal behavior for you to exhibit in this public place!

The! Price! Is! ... Wrong in the shop around the corner as Joe checks out a hefty stack of books for Matt and Annabelle while also checking out… Kathleen’s mom? Enchanting, Joe, enchanting.

But don’t tell anyone! In perhaps the film’s most memorable monologue, Kathleen lays down the hammer on Fox Books. Are they helping children become whoever it is they’re going to be? WELL JOE? ARE YOU?!

Sneezes, handkerchiefs, embroidery, oh my! As the shop around the corner saga continues, Meg Ryan delivers a performance that redefines Cheyenne’s understanding of what it means to be an actor.

Folks, it doesn’t really matter what happens in this minute of You’ve Got Mail, because in this episode of YGAM, Cheyenne and Eli imagine a modern remake starring America’s OTHER favorite couple: J. Lo and Matthew McConaughey