I love in movies when west coast Hollywood elites get to play serial killer capitalists. You know it must be so fun for these guys to get to say all the horrible soulless things that are usually only uttered in board rooms or the White House.

Let's talk about Jean Stapleton's digital love life. No? What if we just talk about the number of women Dabney Coleman's character has been with?

Hey, where are you going?

r/ways_to_be_rejected_by_woman

Today's top post: "The females won't stop talking about cybersex in front of me. Do I, (M24) say something???"

"If somebody doesn't tell me, I'm going to start screaming." -Michael Scott, but also Christina Plutkzer's Eyes when she knows you're hiding an illicit online romance.

Coming soon: A You've Got Mail Podcast- and the end of civilization as we know it!

There is no better couple in this whole film than Joe Fox and Kevin Jackson. Let's make a tumblr fandom where we ship them. Everybody submit your best Joe/Kevin fan art and hashtags. We'll put them on t-shirts. This is going to be great!

So now we know- in 1998 the fine for peeing off a roof in NYC was 50k. I hope that if any of you peed off of NYC roofs in 1998, you weren't caught. Also, who among us would say "A Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks romcom: that sounds like a good place for a Dave Chappelle cameo!"

You turn on your podcast app, you hit play, and your breath catches in your chest until you hear those four little words: "Dreams, by the Cranberries."

What was your first email address, dear listener? Was it a Lord of the Rings reference? And did you use it to learn Latin in your sleep? If you answered yes, I bet you have zero regrets.

You're gonna need a double for today's episode, folks. In minute five of You've Got Mail, Joe Fox's infinitely more interesting parter enters our orbit. We spend most of this episode mapping out the ways that Patricia Eden is amazing and terrifying. Parker Posey has given us all a gift.