As Kathleen Kelly dons her storybook lady hat, Cheyenne and Eli stroll down memory lane to talk about their favorite childhood books. More pressing? We finally discuss the REAL differences between Jesus and Santa. Spoiler alert: There are none.

What's the longest you've ever had a carnival fish live, dear listener?

Are you ready to go out...ON THE BOAT? Or how about we all go and get our eggs harvested? You know, normal family stuff.

Hello, New Jersey! If you felt like this movie didn't have enough scenes of people kissing their future step-mothers, have I got a minute for you!

What has a sexless hug, the best line of dialogue, and two typewriters? This scene!

What has a sexless hug, the best line of dialogue, and two typewriters? This scene!

Quelle Nightmare! The SAtC gang have discovered the Fox Books superstore! And we all discover a strange quirk of Cheyenne's. (But that happens pretty much every episode.)

As I write this description, Cheyenne is in the other room screaming through the hole she made in our wall. She's shouting into the void about how much of a urethra Joe Fox can be sometimes.

We realize here that Kathleen and Joe are both tweeting to an audience of one. Hey, that's better than my Twitter, dear listeners.

The Fox boys like 'em young. That's the big takeaway from minute 16, folks.

We also ask the question: What's your sleepy show?