Debra and Mayudge have fun.

Show Notes

Tonight's grum opens as Debra stuffs spatchcocked roasted chicken into her whorehole and Madge discusses her dog sitter. Debra apologizes for her mean-girl escapade on her last grum. Cher, religious freedom bills and coffee flavorings make the topic board as Madge deep-throats a banana in the background.

Madge thanks the listeners for helping provide the funds for her new Sonos. She and Debbie peruse over similar products while Trotsky humps a bear in the background. Jealousy can be felt all around live chat.

Madge begins a new trend in grum videos when she shares an intimate moment with an interior point of view. Finish your snacks before this segment.

Debra shares a video of a series of ladies performing interpretive dance. Madge's interpretation sees it as a series of disturbed dingbats. The girls move on to an amazing interpretation of Star Trek called "Star Tracts." The computer knows ALL the bible verses.

Memorable Quotes:

Are you talking about the dolphin head?

It's always awkward when you have to ask someone for money. Donations! Donations! Donations!

Audience, we're going to see pornography. Are you excited?

I don't know what I'm going to do with all these diapers.

The penis jizzes. Yeah.

Why does the doggie have a bear harness?

Put a camera in her cunt.

It's against God, lady!

Debra clears her throat and warms up her vocals for a call to a young man who left a sexy note with one of our own listeners. But as has happened so many times before, voicemail wins the point so Madge calls a random number from a live-chatter. Debra asks a Nordstrom representative about a new vitamix moisturizer but barely gives her a chance to respond as she spews forth a stream of conciousness that would put a tweeker to shame. It's wondahful, Dahling.

The gurlz call 'New Abort' but Heather is instantly recognized. Denial is not only a river in egypt as Heather's repudiation flows. "Abortion is not the way! You probably need a baby to complete your life."

Memorable Live Chat Quotes:

Weuw live grum eating from Madge

sticky tape a dolla

 

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