Zero If I Could

Sal Viesca joins us!

There's a dick piercing review, a reviewer mentions how his dad was a traitor. A vegan restaurant gets a low review and more.

On this episode we are joined by comedian Luke Schwartz.

Berbati's Pan gets 1 star after a beer is thrown at the reviewer and she is kicked out of the venue via chokehold. Beverly Hills Highschool gets a scathing review from a parent who believes it's becoming too diverse. A reviewer claims donating plasma at Bio-Mat Chula Vista is unwelcoming to caucasians and more!

On today's episode we are joined by long time best friend Ricky Vallejo.

We record in person at Big Bear! A horseback rider is annoyed she is shushed by the riding instructor, Someone reviews The Office Clue Board game 5 stars. A reviewer rates a bar 1 star because his friends aren't showing up anymore and more!

This episode we are joined by comedian and friend Gordon Downs.

On this episode a reviewer is threatened by a donut shop owner for not getting a dozen donuts, The Pokemon Go mobile game receives 1 star, A customer is offended that the owner to this bar won't tell these other patrons to stop doing cocaine, and more!

On this special episode of Zero If I Could we debate Freddy vs Jason with David Zafra.

On this episode someone reviews a game because it was in Back to the Future. A reviewer hires a restoration company that turns out to be fraud, and continues to use them two more times  A gaming cafe gives itself a 5 star review from a patron's account. Someone reviews the movie X-Men: Days of Future Past highly because you can see Hugh Jackman's booty.

On this episode we are joined by friend and comedian Daunte Cordova.

Cirque Du Soleil: Zoomanity is given a 1 star review for being too sexual, A reviewer thinks the game Among Us is absolutely sickening, Someone feels way too strongly about a screen protector, and more!

On this episode we are joined by friend and comedian Ryan Shores.

A reviewer is in rage because their no soliciting sign isn't taken seriously, A Kickboxing class is rated 1 star because they're not teaching old world karate, A couple tries to someone to join them for a threesome at a gay bath house and more!

On this episode Millennium Park gets a 5 star review, as the reviewer sadly becomes nostalgic regarding his divorce, Say Cheese Pizza gets a low rating for mixing their salad with their bare hands, a wedding photographer adds hair to their clients receding hairline, and more!

On this episode we are joined by our friend and comedian Jesse Egan.

A Mohel gets a 5 star review for his circumcision skills, A customer feels he is humiliated at an escape room, Chuck E Cheese gets a 1 star for reusing left over pizza, and more!