Zero If I Could

This Episode we are joined by comedian and friend Dan Bublitz.

On this episode someone reviews a Costco 1 star because they got their parking stolen, A Bait and Tackle shop thanks a reviewer for giving them 3 stars, An employee is convinced his corporate job is the reason his wife cheated on him, and more!

This episode we are joined by comedian and friend Arielle Conversi.

On this episode we read reviews for a Dunkin Donuts, Easy loan gets a one star review for texting their clientele to pay up, A reviewer is convinced that a metaphysical store is worshipping satan, and more!

On this episode:

A Target reviewer has no idea how magnets work. A Dentist gets a 1 star for deciding to cancel on their clients procedure while they were in waiting room. An escape room is rated poorly for allowing the Architect of the escape room to intrude on their group fun.  and more!

On this episode we are joined by Steve Schustek.

A reviewer is kicked out of a pizza place for getting too many toppings. Someone reviews The Justice League Snyder Cut 5 stars and says it is the most influential piece of cinema of our time. We read a 5 star review and a 1 star review for the show A Teacher, and more!

On this episode we are joined by comedian Chip Nicholson.

A reviewer expects her at home enema kit to give her sexual pleasure. Target is rated 1 star for not telling a customer to wear a mask and also rated 1 star for telling a customer to wear a mask. Coyote Ugly Saloon apparently doesn't wipe down vomit off their bar, and more!

This episode we are joined by Portland comedian Chase Brocket.

A reviewer complains about Target's escalator scent, Someone is dissatisfied with the size of their Playdoh, a lady rates her Oujii Board 5 stars for allowing her to contact her dead son and more!

On this episode we are joined by comedian and friend David Zafra.

We discuss a lot of horror movies. Someone rate The Undertaker Funko Pop highly, A reviewer is upset that she was asked if she needed help at bath and body works. The owner of a flower shop is given a series of bad reviews for storming the US Capitol,  OB noodle house gets a 1 star due to their fortune cookie, and more!

On this episode we are joined by comedian Nikki Bon.

A ride at Belmont Park gets a 1 star for apparent child endangerment, a reviewer hates Settlers of Catan but can't seem to stop playing it, a math teacher is rated poorly by multiple students on rate my professor, an edgy ice skater rates a rink 1 star, and more!

This episode we are joined by author and comedian Jimmy Callaway.

A reviewer is very disappointed that his cologne isn't attracting women, The book The Secret Life of A Satanist is given 5 stars by a overly pompous reviewer, The Bar Coyote Ugly gets a scathing review from a girl, and more!

This episode we are joined by one of our closest friend, Kaitlin Kilgallon.

Someone reviews Hellraiser and is appalled by sex scenes, George Orwell's 1984 gets a scathing review, A DJ Company is rated 1 star for playing karaoke versions of songs, and more!