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WOULD YOU RATHER: Have stretchy limbs or regenerative limbs?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be pumpkin spiced all year round OR have all food and drink is only available as various flavors of vape juice?

Andy returns yet again, so you know what that means. He drags in Ian Kelly and subjects everyone to a ton of bot-generated questions that tear apart the very fabric of reality.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have the ability to time travel but have no control over where you go OR be cursed by a wizard on have to navigate a party as several raccoons in a trenchcoat?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be one of the founders of a Martian colony OR be chosen as a resident of a hidden underwater city?

You’re competing to save your planet. WOULD YOU RATHER: Participate in an intergalactic science fair filled with mad scientists OR Participate in a martial arts tournament filled with each planet’s greatest fighters?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be constantly chased by ghosts but are given a pill that can let you eat them OR run a farm but every time you ask friends for help they get extremely annoyed?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Only be able to use one toilet for the rest of your life OR always have to use a different toilet?

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