Andy returns, and John forgets to come up with a question. So we once again let Skynet draw ever closer.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Star in a Uwe Boll film or star in a David Cage video game?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have takes so hot that you literally vomit lava when you say them OR be cryogenically frozen for 100 years, but you find out that the future kinda sucks?

Ian Kelly returns, but “forgets” to bring a question. So Andy once again turns to Would You Rather Bot for an hour of nightmare scenarios.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Wake up one morning to find that you’ve become an exhibit at an alien zoo OR that you’ve become someone’s cat?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Transform into an animal to be part of a superhero fighting team OR get chased by criminals because you unwittingly came into possession of something valuable?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a magic phone where everything you type into your notes app becomes real but you have really bad autocorrect OR have a magic bag that contains pretty much everything but you never pull out the thing you need?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to loudly sing all your innermost thoughts once a day to whomever is in the room while making eye contact with them OR have to write out the most embarrassing thing you think of each day on large poster board and carry it around while forcing passersby to read it?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination OR work at a spa as the person who wipes down the loads?

Rhythm Bastard is out on business and John might be dead in some hospital. Sounds like a good time to turn on the Would You Rather Bot to get some weird scenarios to discuss!