by Ben Jarvis, Hunter Kelly, and Claymation Bates.

By Ben Jarvis, Hunter Kelly, and Claymation Bates.Comedy

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June 22, 2012Episode 19: The Omni-Bush
Ben, Hunter, Bates, and…Dylan? This week You Talk Loud takes a field trip to visit Dylan. It was a worthy Cos.
What do you mean “you people?”
The mystery of the mayor
The dating game
Speaking of ALF…
Cos-Play
Those sound like netbook names…
Martin’s Lounge
Is that the ass-eating one?
Coco Lopez, airbrushed track marks, and other trade secrets
Hunter vs. the drank vault
Links
Mayor McCheese
Big Mac
Paul Fusco
“Leonard Part 6”
Coco López
Old English “800”
Budweiser Chelada
Four Loko
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June 15, 2012Episode 18: No Cholo
Make way for a GIANT-SIZED “You Talk Loud”!
Evel Benievel
I’ve got gut puppets, I’m not coming in
Mr. Brannon vs. Mr. Gil
I’ll take “Resident Evil 2” for $1000
Don’t hate on the Fatman
Gay mutants vs. gay robots
The cast from “Coach” + laxatives…you do the math
“I CAN SEE THE CLAW!”
Bates, spirit beads, and the Baseline Bums
I thought rim jobs were cool?!?
The loophole in the bucket list
Links
Evel Knievel
“Happy Talk”
“Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Taco
“Red State”
Ultimate Colossus
The Baseline Bums
“Let’s Roll” by Goldie Loc (NSFW)
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June 08, 2012Episode 17: Capicola
Pitch the tent and pack the provisions, cause we’re going on an adventure!
Rick Dees loves my mixtape
Rise of the planet of the zombies
Goin’ to Vegas with gamblin’ dad
Dear Buttman…
Lance’s awesome tent
Reading like a blind person
Bill Cosby doesn’t understand black kids
Buttman’s cruel joke
The joke’s on you, future!
Quit fucking with my comics!
Where’s Bates?
Links
Mixtape
“Freedom Rock”
Miami cannibal attack
Buttman Magazine
Comixology
“World War Z”
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June 01, 2012Episode 16: I Hate Music
Whose house? Shredder’s house!
Ben didn’t do jack shit
I ain’t ‘fraida no poltergeist
Gonzales: home of the hopper
Ice cream demands
We’re all in the same gang
The 7th inning drink
…and Donatello on bass!
The worst pizza place in Texas
Words that make you go…ewww
Links
“Insidious”
“Poltergeist”
Zelda Rubenstein
“The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
Rob Zombie
“Castle Freak”
Charles Band
Stuart Gordon
“Dollman”
“Demonic Toys”
“The Omen”
Gonzales, Texas
Neapolitan ice cream
TMNT Coming Out of Their Shells Tour: Live!
Captured! by Robots
The Rock-afire Explosion
Texas Pizza, Pasta, and More
Bonus: “I was headed to a nursing home!”
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May 25, 2012Episode 15: Tonight, We Name No Names
Load up the semi, fire up Peggle, and let’s get on the road again!
Eastbound and down, get those whales a rollin’
Blossom didn’t smell so sweet
Late night wars
’80s movies like a motherfucker
A short discussion
Take Goosio to the Mardi Gras
Extreme Bates
Dad plays rough
Links
Hoveround
Cary Grant never said “Judy, Judy, Judy”
“Smokey and the Bandit II”
“Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird”
Dave Thomas
“Collision Course”
“Hard Ticket to Hawaii”
“The Last American Virgin”
“Time Bandits”
“Drop Dead Fred”
Mardi Gras Modeling & Lingerie
Peggle
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May 18, 2012Episode 14: I’m Gonna Take off My Clothes
And now for something completely different…
A very special ski trip
Father, I have a confession to make
The last spaghetti sauce hero
Claymation Bates, the squirrel slayer
The Ghost Busters kinda do it again
One box set to rule them all
I majored in rap and minored in hip hop
“Tell everybody what we just did.”
Links
“Blossom” intro
“The Ghost Busters” intro
“Seinfeld”
“The Twilight Zone”
“Monty Python’s Flying Circus”
Hip Hop
De la Soul
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May 11, 2012Episode 13: Sandwich Kid
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, sandwich kid!
I’m sorry, Dad
Mass-holes
That’s no supermoon…
Fat Dad takes a swim
I’m a Star Wars!
Bates is blinded by rage
Bert looks on disapprovingly
The Famle Tree of the Mopiti Babys
The youngest author
Austin vs. wild
Ben makes the Topo Run in less than 12 parsecs
Links
Mass Effect 2
Supermoon
Peter Mayhew
Pee-wee as Sandwich Kid
The Mopiti Babys
Topo
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May 04, 2012Episode 12: Spoiler Alert!
Watch out! Spoilers ahead!
Chim-Cham pussed out
RedBox is the new DMV
Ryan Gosling is not as bad as Ben thought (despite “The Notebook”)
The modern Steve Guttenberg… revealed!
Hunter is a softy for Muppets
Buzz Lightyear shot first
Film hoarders
Mom’s PPV experience
Dad’s mystery tape
Ben doesn’t call
Al goes to the principal’s office
Links
Redbox
The Notebook
Drive
Jason Segal
The Muppets
Milk, it does a body good
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April 27, 2012Episode 11: Who Let the Dogs Out?
There’s a party goin’ on right here. A rager to last throughout the years. So bring your Krakken and your Tito’s too. We gonna rock your party with you…
Ben, Hunter, Bates, and Angry Craig
Greek Easter and Armenian Christmas
Bastardcuts
Meet Angry Craig and his cliqtoo
The Alex Jones bunker
Who doesn’t want L.A. Gear flip flops that light up?
Don’t hide in the fridge
Hey April, don’t cut me no slack!
Ben, Hunter, Bates, and Dylan
How to get a discount hooker the Armenian way
Tales from the adult film industry
A trip to Circus of Books
Please, someone give Hunter a job
Ben, Hunter, Keely, and RJ
“Ringmaster” changed RJ’s Life
Ben, Bates, Dylan, and Angry Craig
Musicality and the great Austin bass famine
P&W at Christstock
Moonshining
Ben, the pyro
Is it live, or is it Memorex?
What’s a C….D?
Not-so-social networking
Ben better keep his will up to date
Ben, Bates, Dylan, and Hunter (the return)
8 to 10* (*including the dog)
Merkin Idol
The Guttenberg Paradox
Ben’s dad was in “Crank 2”
Links
Angry Craig’s cliqtoo
The TMNTijuana Bibles
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April 20, 2012Episode 10: Chim-Cham Ran Off
You may:
Ye Olde Organ Trail
Don’t ask Ben about the Avengers vs. X-Men
I chose to buy the Jubilee toy, motherfucker!
As the great Martin Lawrence once said…
Love that chicken from…”Pie-Pies”?
Bigot people, dear reader
Squinkies, M.U.S.C.L.E. Men, and Lil’ Homies
What is your choice?
Links
Organ Trail
Avengers vs. X-Men (I was totally wrong)
Y: The Last Man
The Kelly Family
Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits
M.U.S.C.L.E.
Lil’ Homies
Bonus Homies
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