by Ben Jarvis, Hunter Kelly, and Claymation Bates.

By Ben Jarvis, Hunter Kelly, and Claymation Bates.Comedy

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April 13, 2012Episode 9: Spinelli, Santos, Bring Out the Gimp
Chairry! Chairry! That’s okay, she be back. Another YTL episode, she’ll love me in the mornin’. Ain’t that right Jambi?
Ben defends “The Big Bang Theory”
A horse grows in Brooklyn
Ben’s naked dad
Whoops! I beat Arkham City!
The TV line up at the rest home
Hunter’s job hunt
Gimme Fiverr
Big Don Pee-wee
Bates explores “The Great Happiness Space”
YTL and the “Funky Forest” Bunch
Zombie Jesus day
Tales of Gonzales
Silver Lake Stories
Some good movies . . . and some really bad ones
The great water war
Night missions
Links
“The Big Bang Theory”
The hipster crafts movement
“Batman: Arkham City”
Fiverr.com
Pee-wee Herman
“Scarface”
“The Great Happiness Space: Tale of an Osaka Love Thief”
Host Club
“Funky Forest”
“Gleaming the Cube”
“The Room”
Silver Lake
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April 06, 2012Episode 8: The Hungee Games
Eat your heart out! Here’s the menu:
Who’s hungee?
My Arby’s tasted like grundle
The arcade extravaganza
My haunted birthday
Find those fuckin’ eggs
How Ben fucked up meeting Knight Rider
The food-out-of-nowhere machine
Links
The Hunger Games – Hamburger Helper Trailer
The Alabama Face Guy
Skrilex
Pinballz Arcade
Donkey Kong kill screen
The Replicator
Portal
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March 30, 2012Episode 7: The Unofficial’s Now Official
This week’s experiment is a tasty treat…whatta ya think, sirs?
Birthday insult
Tom Turkey and April Fools O’Neil vs. the hotheaded 6-year-old
Taco Bell, we’re breaking up
Miguel Sera and the official taco
The legend of the McDLT
Good food, made quickly
Why won’t you fucking watch Mitchell?!?
My favorite Mysties
Indiana Jones goes to adventure heaven
Links
April, the ravishing reporter!
Whataburger’s official taco
The McDLT
“Method Man” by The Wu-Tang Clan”
“Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)”
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
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March 23, 2012Episode 6: Dream Friends
Life’s a dream, and then you cruise:
What’s in an ice cream name?
Darth’s big day
The amazing Ferret-Dog
The terrifying Dog-Girl
Attack of the hipster zombies
Wolverine and Cyclops have a bitch fight
Choose your X-man!
It’s OK to be Mass Effect Takei
The best of the broke-ass foods
President of the Snacky Cake store
Jealous of Lance’s life
The not-so-fun lunch
Rockin’ the lunch box
Car Voltron sucks
The world of cruising
Links
“16 Candles”
Falcor
The New 52
“Mass Effect 3”
Ramen
Lucas Salt
Pelon Pelo Rico
Generic juice barrel
Squeezit
Lunchboxes
“Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” lunch box
“Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” sleeping bag
Voltron Vehicle Force
Geek Cruises
The Cougar Cruise
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March 16, 2012Episode 5: Mucha Shaka Paka’s Cool, Dad!
Watch out! We got three badasses over here! Big talk about:
Brad Garret vs. Spermit the Frog
The great pizza buffet debate
Jurassic pizza park
Uninvited guest
Who invented the cotton gin?
The Barton Springs naked old man club
More run-ins with the handicapped
“They had a rough time at school with their ‘Beat It’ t-shirts”
The battle of the “Star Wars” badasses
I dream of Vader
The Imperial march of dimes
Rest home for forgotten mascots
The Eastwood Insurance cowboy robs the cradle
Follow that camel!
Tales of seasonal employment
Late night payback delivery
“It’s just a bus ride away…”
The poor kid costume parade
Witches is bitches
Links
Target “Alouette” TV commercial
Gatti’s Pizza
CiCi’s Pizza
The Barton Springs Pool
Spirit Halloween
The Bert costume
Bonus: The Oscar the Grouch costume
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March 09, 2012Episode 4: Hundreds of Richard Simmons Babies
This week the guys choke slam some knowledge on:
Aikdo, do you kido?
Autographs are a serious undertaking
Gods of wrestling
Closer to the Gutt
More puss than a cathouse
New nicknames?
Seriously? You’ve never seen “The Godfather?”
Arnold needs to lay off the weed
Judd Hirsch don’t give a fuck
The fat, British, homeless, male Mary Poppins
WTF was I doing at the Ron Reagan show?
Arnold and Dudley take a ride at the bike shop
TV time!
Hey Meat-Man, it’s “Adventure Time!”
Dad, where do meme’s come from?
In the year 3000
Alien skaters
There’s a…counter on that ball!
The spirit of the early ’90s
Links
Aikido
The Undertaker
Cookie O’Puss
Conan the Commentary
“Dear John” don’t give a fuck!
Mr. Belvedere
Ron Reagan
Arnold and the Bicycleman
Adventure Time
Know Your Meme
Skip it!
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March 02, 2012Episode 3: The Rainbow Parachute
Everyone’s a winner when:
Every 9 year old has a magic dildo in the cupboard
BOTH keys? at the same time?!?
America’s next Guttenberg
Hold the drank!
Tales from the salon
Horror films: the good, the bad, and the Korean
More name dropping
All we had was He-Man and we liked it
“The Dad Rap”
Sports!
The doughnut incident
Tee-ball is a sham
The rainbow parachute
Snatch the bacon
The final Lucas retcon
“Cops” comes to the Shire
Gandalf’s roadie years
Just watching mah stories
Chyna’s royal gang bang
Guilty cartoon pleasures
Racist Bates
Mom’s Jedi mind tricks
The trials and tribulations of Big Guy
Links
“The Indian in the Cupboard”
“Superman III”
Steve Guttenberg
Purple drank
The foundation for unwed mothers
The master rapper tricks Fred
Still flappin’ the rainbow
Snatch the bacon
Chyna
“Maya the Bee”
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February 24, 2012Episode 2: The Worst Clique Ever
Prepare to be schooled in how:
The Druidians run everything
Always a Bridesmaid, never a Heidecker
Willrow Hood, always up to no good
Freaking at the sock hop
Fuck Tara and Jamal!
It’s like “Rooftops” meets “West Side Story” in here
Hands off the horse!
Ach! Zombies…and sharks!
Fat black guys = classy, fat white guys = trashy
Getting dissed by Stephen Hawking
Carding the tamale guy
The Space Love Boat
I, Robot-Man
Who needs water…or…toilets…or A/C?
Ben’s magical animal kingdom
“Welcome Back Kotter” meets “Mad Men”
Our shop teacher was in a movie, what about yours?
Really?…Cow talk??
The allowance fine print
“Speaking of dog shit”
Links
Druidians
Tim Heidecker
Hosana!
Willrow Hood
Freaking
“Me So Horny” by 2 Live Crew
“Zoo”
“Pink sock”
Carl Winslow
Zombi 2
Kingpin
David Prowse in “A Clockwork Orange”
Discovery One
Moya
SSV Normandy
Heart of Gold
The Love Boat
Lady Luck
Pillar of Autumn
SDF-1
Ram nuts
“Dazed and Confused”
Bloat in cattle
White dog shit
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February 17, 2012Episode 1: Helen Keller Meets Old Yeller
In this episode, the boys learn:
Rest Homes and Chinese buffets, together at last
Thoughts on Chat Roulette
Bean-spilling: The E! True Hollywood Story
Not all cartoon ideas are good ideas
LeVar Burton is more economical than Oprah
Space-Eyes blow!
26 is the new 60
Animal shows: destroyer of Saturday mornings
Hanna Barbera: the cartoon recycling bin
Life lessons of drinking
‘Wake’ up!
Granny’s not-so-special features
Links
Power Dogz Pizza
Mr. Magoo
chatroulette.com
Anne Frank
The Elephant Man (Joseph Merrick)
Helen Keller
Precious
Roots: The Saga of an American Family
Geordi La Forge
Zoboomafoo!
Top Cat
Steele Reserve
Hunter S. Thompson
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February 10, 2012 Episode 0: I Don’t Frown on Brown

The boys start out fresh…in an Italian manner. Ben discovers the uncanny beauty of an alternate version of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” Grazie! Hunter spreads knowledge of how facial hair can wreck yourself before you check yourself…unless you go to your local grocery store. Reality check: diets make you cry. Poetry can be inspiring, but pearl skirts can make YOU look stale. While some people have Brown Hornet babies in junkyards, doctors say Four LoKo gives you strong bones, and the guys look into the not too distant future for Louis C.K.
Links
The Italian Fresh Prince
The Chaplin
H-E-B
Naggers
Interpretive Dance
The Message
Survival (Message 2)
The Breaks
The Fat Albert Christmas Special
Porkchop Sandwiches
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Final Sacrifice
Time Chasers
Louis C.K.
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