Join The Girls as they get whisked away by lizard people in the night! This week we have our first alien smut from Vanessa with “Choosing Theo” by Victoria Aveline. Jade is taken to a distant planet where it’s the law to choose a husband. Thankfully for Jade, Theo graduated with honors from Husband School! This book has everything! There’s pointy ears, darkening eyes, tattoos and FORTY growls! This episode will leave you cheesing, clapping your little hands, and wondering how far you would go for free healthcare. 

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