We talk to a terrorist and come to a profound realisation… that you should subscribe to our brand new, yet extremely familiar podcast - 11 Minutes Of Madness!

We attempt to discern the legal difference between a nun-chuck and a skipping rope, consider sleeping in an IKEA store, and discover that Hello Kitty isn't a cat!

We discover that travel shops are officially airport soil, learn the subtleties of racism, and find out that the UK has successfully committed a ninja genocide!

We celebrate the latest ebola outbreak with an infectious tune, we learn that a PETA shelter is worse than Auschwitz, and discuss whether the Justice League have mullets.

We also reach a new level of incoherency by removing parts of the podcast for legal reasons!

We learn why there is starvation in Africa, find out that Osama bin Laden duel classed to warrior/cleric, and we discuss the appropriate time to wait after a disaster before turning cannibal!

We discover that audiophiles are the ultimate conspiracy theorists, learn the secret of why the world trade center was really destroyed, and uncover the magic of Shun Mook.

We discover the most popular drink in Malaysia, discuss the supremely uncomfortable Larry David, and decide on the correct way to carry out executions!

We teach you about correct toilet use, time management, and how to get the most out of your high price escort!

We answer the most important question on every mind: Who wipes the royal bottom?

We find out how to drop $100,000 on headphones, blow your mind, and learn the real reason to open an audiophile shop!