We hear what Beavis and Butthead would sound like as NAMBLA members, find the ultimate doily powered computer, and learn about Soviet evolution!

We hear about Marmot Day, teach you how to reduce time in purgatory, and enjoy a delicious gamer snack!

We enjoy substances that are illegal in the USA, consider becoming smugglers, and attempt to understand Mitt Romney's name.

We talk Disney princesses, pimping, and baseball!

We enjoy a new recipe, discuss the totally awesome John McAfee, and learn how Microsoft made its fortune!

We discuss M Night Shyamalan, learn that ticks are scarier than bears, and try to figure out whether Chewbacca has a beard.

We discuss why white supremacists should all wear turbans, the implications of Finding Nemo, and find out why cyberathletes are the finest athletes.

We discuss the impossibility of homeopathy, how to review without bias, and the brilliance of bacon condoms.

We discuss the incomprihensable Timecube, learn that Alien 3 watching is a sport, and find out why this podcast is like a lemur.

Welcome to our crazy survivalist special, where you can learn what tools you will need to live as if you were in a 90s FPS game, why you must plant kale, and where to get cutlery that doesn't melt.