We hear a tale of Jonah Falcon - the man with the biggest dick in the world, discuss the TSA's lack of brain function, and lament Guinness World Records' ever increasing wimpiness.

We engage the spambots at www.collectivelove.net to find us some action…

…and Adriante Cozzo seeks some help for his itchy kreckales!

We find out that Vanilla Ice denies the 90s holocaust, celebrate international woman's day, and learn that AIDS is a great way to loose weight! We also immortalise the greatest poem of our time!

We discuss the incredible vocal prowess of Wing, the awesome new South Park game, and abortions!

We offer thories about the genetic makeup of the Uruk-Hai, discuss the awesome Christopher Lee, and learn where Gollum hides his stash!

We bring you a live stream from PornMD complete with our unique brand of commentary.

We answer the age old question: Who is the least cool of them all?

We conduct an epic pizza delivery interview with the delivery guy - covering ethics, skills, and vehicles. We also discuss WWII leaders, and the horrible new Steve Jobs statue.

We discover the location of Saddam Hussein's chemical weapons, witness an act of bio terrorism, and attempt to solve a supernatural mystery!

We teach you how to have a real good time, advertise a safe new medication for kids, and find out how oppressive New Zealand really is!