1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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We are joined by a good friend of the podcast Sam Bowden to try and help us discover why exactly this band decided to not go "full" sonic.

You can also get tickets to his & Aleks Milinkovic's live podcast recording of Whoa, Free Lunch!? at the Factory Theater in May here: https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/

Sing the following lyrics in the style of a barbershop quartet and you get a much clearer vision of Billy Joel's life in the mid-1980s:

Verse 1:
I may not be the finest thing you've ever seen
My face is lumpy, crooked, and unclean
But there's one thing that I know for sure
I'm a model magnet, my charisma's pure

Chorus:
Ugly but still scoring with the models
My charm and wit are the keys to the throttle
I may not have the looks, but I have the game
Models on my arm, I'm on top of the fame

Verse 2:
I may not have a chiseled jaw or perfect teeth
But I've got something else that's hard to beat
I've got a confidence that's out of sight
And models just can't resist my delight

Chorus:
Ugly but still scoring with the models
My charm and wit are the keys to the throttle
I may not have the looks, but I have the game
Models on my arm, I'm on top of the fame

Bridge:
It's not about how you look, it's how you act
A good personality is a solid fact
So don't let your looks get you down
With the right attitude, you'll be the talk of the town

Chorus:
Ugly but still scoring with the models
My charm and wit are the keys to the throttle
I may not have the looks, but I have the game
Models on my arm, I'm on top of the fame

Outro:
So if you're feeling down about your looks
Just remember what's in those model's books
They're looking for a man with a good heart
So let your confidence be the start.

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We are joined by a good friend of the podcast Sam Bowden to try and help us discover why exactly this band decided to not go "full" sonic.

You can also get tickets to his & Aleks Milinkovic's live podcast recording of Whoa, Free Lunch!? at the Factory Theater in May here: https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/

Here are the 6 ways to be successful in the music industry:

1. Talent: Having natural talent and skill in creating music can give artists an edge in the industry. However, talent alone is not enough to guarantee success.
2. Hard work and dedication: Consistently working hard and being dedicated to one's craft can help an artist stand out in a highly competitive industry.
3. Networking: Building relationships with other industry professionals, such as producers, managers, and other musicians, can help create opportunities for exposure and collaborations.
4. Branding and marketing: Having a strong brand and marketing strategy can help an artist connect with their audience and stand out in a crowded market.
5. Persistence and resilience: The music industry can be tough, and success is not always immediate. Being persistent and resilient in the face of setbacks and rejections can help an artist push through and eventually achieve success.
6.  Write a song about a very specific time for any operational business that is such a no-brainer to play that you are guaranteed royalties for all of eternity. 

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Most people don't know that this song was based on a horror novel set in 1975. Please read the original blurb below:

In 1975, a team of scientists stumbled upon a discovery that would change the course of medical history. Deep in the jungles of South America, they had found the largest heart ever documented. At first, it was a wonder to behold - its size was unimaginable, and it seemed to pulse with a life of its own. But as they delved deeper into their research, strange things began to happen. The scientists began to experience nightmares and hallucinations, and whispers of a curse began to circulate among the locals. As they probed the secrets of the colossal heart, they unwittingly unleashed a terror that would haunt them for the rest of their lives.

As the team returned to their lab with the heart, they noticed an unnatural darkness seeping into the world around them. The air grew thick with a palpable sense of dread, and the heart began to pulse with an otherworldly energy. Soon, they realized that the heart was more than just a mere organ - it was a vessel for something far more sinister. As the scientists worked tirelessly to uncover the secrets of the heart, they unwittingly summoned an ancient evil that had been slumbering for centuries. And now, as the darkness begins to spread, they must race against time to stop the heart before it unleashes its full power and destroys them all.

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We asked our good friend Tom Witcombe to come on the podcast this week to see if he knew who the fuck Olly Murs was. Spoiler alert....he doesn't and we all may or may not have thought that Olly Murs & Reece Mastin were the same person. It makes for great podcasting!

Don't miss Tom at the Melbourne & Sydney Comedy Festivals in April & May and make sure you are subscribed to Tom's amazing podcast "Show some respect, Tom Witcombe is talking"! You can now also watch Tom's latest comedy special on YouTube right now! CLICK HERE FOR EVERYTHING TOM WITCOMBE!

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We are joined by comedian, podcaster and radio host Bec Charlwood! Get tickets to BOTH of Becs shows at the Sydney Comedy Festival at the links below:

BEC CHARLWOOD – GOOD FUNNY

BEC CHARLWOOD – TOILET SEAT TIME MACHINE

Also, make sure you are following the Dude Cinema podcast with Bec & friend of the podcast Alex Jae

Can Chat GPT write better lyrics than Nicki Minaj? You tell me!

Verse 1:
I'm the queen of the stars, Nicki Minaj
Spit rhymes so sick, I'm out of this world, mirage
Travel through space, in my custom rocket ship
Gotta make sure my body's tight, with the right fit

Chorus:
Space travel and breast augmentation
My two passions, no hesitation
I'll fly high and get my body right
Nicki Minaj, shining bright

Verse 2:
Gravity's my enemy, I gotta stay lifted
Breast implants, they keep me gifted
No need for bras, they stay in place
My body's a work of art, no need to erase

Chorus:
Space travel and breast augmentation
My two passions, no hesitation
I'll fly high and get my body right
Nicki Minaj, shining bright

Verse 3:
My spaceship's decked out, with diamond-studded seats
Gotta make sure my wardrobe's on fleek
I'm flying through the universe, with my crew
They know I'm the boss, and I got the clue

Chorus:
Space travel and breast augmentation
My two passions, no hesitation
I'll fly high and get my body right
Nicki Minaj, shining bright

Verse 4:
I'm the space queen, with a flawless physique
My rhymes are tight, and my flow is unique
I'll conquer the galaxy, with my talent and drive
Nicki Minaj, I'll keep rising, and thrive

Chorus:
Space travel and breast augmentation
My two passions, no hesitation
I'll fly high and get my body right
Nicki Minaj, shining bright

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WANTED: Chain Smoking Alcoholic Murderer

The Tucson Police Department is currently seeking information on a dangerous individual who has been identified as a chain-smoking alcoholic murderer. This individual is believed to be responsible for a string of violent crimes throughout the Tucson area.

The suspect is described as a middle-aged male, approximately 5'10" with a stocky build, and a distinctive gravelly voice. He is known to be a heavy smoker and a frequent patron of local bars.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this individual, please contact the Tucson Police Department immediately. Do not attempt to approach or confront this individual, as he is considered armed and extremely dangerous.

A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of this individual. Help us bring justice to the victims and their families.

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Q/ If SZA killed her boyfriend would she go to jail?

A/ Yes, if someone were to kill their partner or anyone else, they could be charged with murder or manslaughter and, if convicted, could face imprisonment depending on the circumstances of the case.

The exact charges and sentence that SZA might face would depend on a variety of factors, such as the circumstances surrounding the killing, the jurisdiction in which it occurred, and whether the killing was deemed intentional, accidental, or in self-defence. In any case, taking someone's life is a serious crime, and it is important for anyone involved in such a situation to seek the advice of an experienced criminal defence attorney.

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They didn't respect your digital privacy so why would you assume they would respect your will to live?  The only solace we can take from this song is that Joey Ramone didn't live to hear it.

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Here are 7 interesting facts about Gabon

1. Gabon has been inhabited for over 400,000 years
2. More than 88% of Gabon is rainforest
3. The equator passes through Gabon
4. 11.25% of the country is protected parkland
5. It’s home to ‘Africa’s last Eden’
6. It only has one UNESCO World Heritage Site – but it’s a goodun’
7. Gabon is home to most of Africa’s gorillas

 

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"Yo, I'll tell you what I want"
"Alright"
"What I really, really want"
"I'm listening"
"So tell me what you want"
"Wait, you want to know what I want?"
"What you really, really want"
"Oh, ok. What I've always wanted is...."
"I'll tell you what I want"
".... ok, you go, you go"
"What I really, really want"
"mmm hmm?"
"So tell me what you want"
"Oh, me again?"
"What you really, really want"
"Oh, ok. What I've always wanted is...."
"I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really
Wanna zigazig, ah"
".........What the fuck does that mean?"

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