Sebastian kicks things off by bringing up old shit (Keaton getting drunk years ago).  Keaton is from Pittsburgh and Sebastian needs to know if there are statues of Abby Lee Miller all over the city.  Keaton doesn't know who that is but Robbie helps Sebastian realize she is exactly his type.  The boys try to give Keaton some tips on getting more free stuff.  Sebastian creates yet another "door test" that helps him to realize we are Haley Joel Stans on this podcast.  Keaton was "raised Catholic" and Sebastian does some prying into Keaton's belief system.  Keaton makes very funny internet content and explains the origin of his bot scripts.  Sebastian admires Keaton's unique ability to make fun of Joe Rogan.  

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