Charlemagne is the Holy Roman Emperor, and as a Holy Roman Emperor in a legend, it's not surprising that he'd get a command directly from God. What is surprising, however, is that the command is less than holy. 

The angry, bitter bird people on the creature of the week will be the death of chairs as we know them. 

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