Classic Hawk: Val Verde Pet Rescue with John Gemberling

Originally Aired: 7/11/22

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome a very special guest: Simon Corunne, the frazzled owner of Val Verde Pet Rescue (played by John Gemberling). Simon’s got some big problems on his hands—and he’s hoping The Hawk can help.

Meanwhile, Jason Gore checks in live from the grand opening of Buster Poindexter’s Hot Hot Hot Springs. Keanu Reeves swings by to promote his latest romantic comedy, Hey Girl, It’s Me. And yes, Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson treats listeners to a preview of brand-new Tull material.

But that’s not all—because we’ve got one burning question for you: Who is Mark Davidson, and who hit him? Hit play and FIND OUT.

Guest Starring

John Gemberling (Broad City, Fat Guy Stuck In Internet, The Phoney and Call-y Show) 

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Val Verde’s tenth favorite radio station welcomes comedian Kylie Brakeman to the Hawk airwaves as Randy Bone, owner of BETBONES, the only sportsbook where you can literally lose your bones when your bet goes bad.

From Olive Garden breadstick debates to a bone-powered car meant to solve the energy crisis, Randy Bone proves to be one of Val Verde’s strangest and most visionary “business leaders.” Things get heated when Geoff bets his fibula (and later, a finger) on a friendly game of “Who Said It?”

• A Slayer Gulch water treatment plant boil notice that leads to unexpected Slayer album discourse.
• Spiciest mis-sent texts from Val Verde callers, including one too many involving moms.
• The revelation that Pastor Bone, Randy’s late father, was both a preacher and a drag racer.
• The terrifying yet oddly wholesome vision of the Bonesmobile — a car made entirely of bones, powered by bones, for the children of Val Verde.
• Art Spart gets real with traffic and the fact that school is back in Val Verde, whether you want it or not!
• Kylie on her real-world projects: her one-woman character show Linda Hollywood’s Big Hollywood Night and her podcast Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.

Sponsored by:

Get "Forever Full" at Sharney's!

Steve's Discount Concrete!

Guest: Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)

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Originally Aired: 7/31/23

Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock keep The Whisp Turlington Show rolling, this time joined by world-famous music supervisor Glenallen Mixon (played by Pat Cassels). If you’ve ever heard a song needle-dropped into a movie, odds are Glenallen—or his legendary father, Standard Mixon—had a hand in placing it.

Along the way:

• Callers desperately try to guess what dog name Jason and Geoff are thinking of.
• A trip through the Community Calendar.
• A very special PSA from Mikki Mackmack.
• Plus, brand-new Hawk sponsors: Sharney’s, Waldo’s Factory Strike, and Fletchies!

Guest starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, CollegeHumor, Adam Ruins Everything) as Glenallen Mixon.

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Welcome back to Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums! This time Geoff and Jason tackle the classic CLASSIC ROCK album, "Breakfast In America" by Supertramp! This is an album you just cannot get away from when listening to classic rock radio. Also, did you know Supertramp was British?! One of us knew! Will Jason and Geoff love this album?

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"Gimme Those Bones with Kylie Brakeman" coming NEXT WEEK! So maybe don't bet any of your bones at Betbones before then! Your call!

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Val Verde, strap in. The Boss himself joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock for an episode that blows the doors off the very stinky Rock & Roll RV that Geoff lives in. Legendary improviser John Murray becomes Bruce Springsteen, Zooming in live from his legendary album vault to reveal the kind of stories you’ll never hear anywhere else:

• 75 Albums in the Vault: Bruce casually admits he’s been recording nonstop, stockpiling 75+ unreleased albums — including novelty songs (“Baby Bikini”), stomp experiments, rap-country hybrids, and even an all-gum chewing project.
• NebraskaTown the Movie: Bruce explains how he secretly directed his own life story while wearing masks of Scorsese, Lucas, and John Milius.
• Springsteen Covers the ’90s: Hear Love Shack reimagined as a dirge about Reaganomics, and Lisa Loeb’s Stay belted out Born in the U.S.A. style.
• What’s The Nastiest Thing You’ve Done in a Movie Theater: Listeners call in, but Bruce tops them all.

Sponsored by Farmer Dan Owns Your Favorite Songs, JUGGGGS Mug Emporium and Turn It On Again Again

Guest:

John Murray (UCB, The Bosscast, Old Yorkers) as Bruce Springsteen

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Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it.

• Sharney’s Shake-Up: 82 locations sold off to the Schurzabich Corporation—because who needs endless buffets and multiple dead bodies in fridges?
• From Buffets to Fidget Spinners: Turns out Sharney’s new owners made their billions selling anxiety spinners during the pandemic. 
• The New Buffet: Say goodbye to taco stations and hello to fountains of chocolate, salsa, and boiling hot sawmill gravy (bring burn cream).
• Kids Menu Games: What does Applebee’s serve vs. Sharney’s? Expect Big Crunch tenders and Little Cheeser burgers, plus plenty of clown horns.
• Beach House: What's with all the creaking sounds?!

Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee)

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Get ready for a wild ride through the decade of frosted tips, questionable CD purchases, and every band you half-remember! On this episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show on 108.9 The Hawk, we break down the true path to owning the 1990’s — Val Verde style.

From Right Said Fred and Gin Blossoms to Bad Religion’s Crazy Taxi soundtrack fame, Farmer Dan’s jaw-dropping purchase of 500+ 90’s bands (thanks to $43 billion and a shady deal with Monsanto & KISS manager, Doc McGee) will have you questioning reality.

ALSO:

• The bizarre business of buying obscure 90’s bands (and why Farmer Dan might explode if he stops performing).
• Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls origins and the lost anthem “Big Junk Woman.”
• Hollow Man as the creepiest invisible pervert in cinema history.
• Crazy Taxi punk rock nostalgia vs. Tony Hawk soundtracks.
• Why the John Cougar Mellencamp Summer Camp probably violates every safety code.

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The hot August heat shines down on the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House as pieces of the house keep crumbling into the sand dunes below, That doesn’t keep Carl Luciferi (Ben Rodgers) from Luciferi Ford from stopping by the house and telling Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock about his upcoming “TRUCKATHON TRUCKABRATION!” Steve Temple Pilots has your sports, Art Spart with traffic, and phones ring as The Geoff and Whisp show asks, “Where’s the weirdest place you’ve done the deed?”

Sponsored by Regal Kingdom, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Cleet’s Jetskis, Drugmore and Channel 8's "Data Entry!"

Guest Starring: Ben Rodgers (ActionBoyz, Star Trek: Lower Decks)

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Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.

Today’s Episode: Fields of Gold and Costner

Originally Aired: 2/19/23

It's another edition of Val Verde's favorite (in their hearts) morning show, The Whisp Turlington Show! 

Whisp & Geoff talk about the Illuminaughties that aired on Channel 8 last night. Ricky Gervais! Good Rock Facts! So much more!

This episode of 108.9 The Hawk is brought to you by Buggie's Comfort Mattresses! The Val Verde Police Department! Bert's Funeral Flowers! And Samuel's Flowers!

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It's time for a new episode of Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums!

This is where Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock drop the characters and talk some CLASSIC ROCK! And man oh man, it doesn't get much more classic rock than this. Recorded in a hallway in a closed Swiss hotel, Deep Purple took it to the next level with their 1972 release, "Machine Head."

Jason and Geoff break down the history of the album, their personal feelings about the record, and make sounds of amazement to all of the farting Jon Lord organ sounds. So dive on in and let's listen to the Montreux Casino burn down together.

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