A special treat from the 108.9 The Hawk Patreon - CHAPTER NINE from Whisp Turlington's ongoing audiobook, "Through The Years, Through The Tears."

Punk. The Sex Pistols. The Moody Blues. That's all you need to know to prepare for this chapter.

108.9 The Hawk SEASON SIX kicks off next week, live from the new 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with special guest Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, Key & Peele, 30 Rock, Whisp's new manager?)

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Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill

This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees.

• Dick Jokes: Yep, Dave Hill’s got them, but of the non-penis variety. 
• Peter Cetera’s Antics: Whisp and Geoff discuss Peter Cetera’s appearance where he was pissed about not being in the new Karate Kid movie.
• A Big Announcement: It seems 108.9 The Hawk is going to celebrate the summer in style!
• And: Listen all week for your chance to Cook A Waffle Breakfast with Hoobastank!

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Guest Starring: The legendary Dave Hill. 

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They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn’t stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago. 

• A Mission Impossible too far?: Geoff and Whisp discuss the latest Mission Impossible trailer and how this one will probably kill Tom Cruise, Whisp’s close friend. 
• How Far Would You Go For Status Quo?: You’ve never heard the band, but how much would you spend on their shirts?
• Go West: And get your assssssss kicked.

Plus, a posthumous single debut from the one and only Jimmy OneMeal!

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Tom Keifer’s Blowing Leafers

Glockenspiel Pond

Guest Starring: Damien Fahey (MTV, Family Guy)

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A brand new episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! And in this episode, Jason and Geoff tackle one of the greatest Classic Rock bands in history - CLASSIC ROCK RADIO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THEM! CANADA'S FINEST!

RUSH!

From beginning to the end, The Hawk covers it all. What does "Roll The Bones" mean for Jason and Geoff? Find out in today's episode of 108.9 The Hawk - HAWK ROCK TALK!

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This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you question everything.

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• MishMash
• Fletchie’s
• Food Gulch
• Val Verde Community College
• Seabirds Burritos
• Drugmore

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Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (except during "Eruption"), and the legacy of his father's "Zavid's Sexy Books" add to the chaos.

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Chatbot Therapy

Bullins Funeral Home

Guest Starring: Mike Drucker (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Mystery Science Theatre 3000)

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Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!

• "Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's neighborhoods.
• Whisp's Rat Tail Obsession: Whisp's intense desire for the rat tail in the wine bottle.
• Dirtbag Rock: We break down Rock Bottom's controversial past and the coining of "dirtbag rock".

Sponsored by: 

Greg Lake’s Spring Days

Channel 8’s “Same Damaged Brain”

Big Truck: Live from Mike & The Mechanics

Guest Starring: Jordan Doll (Werewolf Radar, Just For Laughs, 100 Foot Mustache)

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Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of free chicken wings, and the premiere of Channel 8++’s new adult animated show, “ASSDOG.”

Also, tickets to see Def Leppard this Saturday at the Verde Dome! Just listen for the sounder!

Sponsored by:

• “Songs From The 70’s & 80’s That Have Been Ruined By Being In Movies And Documentaries About Vietnam” from Val Verde Records
• John Cougar Summercamp

Guest Starring: Jamie Loftus (Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame), The Bechdel Cast, Star Trek: Lower Decks)

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The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there’s one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he’s got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES! 

Learn about Flip’ Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he can make is through Ronnie Wood’s distant cousin. 

Geoff and Whisp also talk about Eric Clapton’s remakes, The Popcorn Ghost and a surprise guest enters the Rock And Roll RV.

A 108.9 THE HAWK YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!

Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Dark Web)

Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s “Bloody Well Right!”

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108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! 

First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measure

Then, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout.

Plus, you know Barry Gibb’s bringing his Barry Beef! Find out which rockers have their own hot sauces! And Page is doing all of his album, “Outrider,” live at the picnic!

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Chestnuts

Channel 8’s “Farts With A Z”

Coopersmith Coffins

Food Gulch

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