Val Verde, strap in. The Boss himself joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock for an episode that blows the doors off the very stinky Rock & Roll RV that Geoff lives in. Legendary improviser John Murray becomes Bruce Springsteen, Zooming in live from his legendary album vault to reveal the kind of stories you’ll never hear anywhere else:

• 75 Albums in the Vault: Bruce casually admits he’s been recording nonstop, stockpiling 75+ unreleased albums — including novelty songs (“Baby Bikini”), stomp experiments, rap-country hybrids, and even an all-gum chewing project.
• NebraskaTown the Movie: Bruce explains how he secretly directed his own life story while wearing masks of Scorsese, Lucas, and John Milius.
• Springsteen Covers the ’90s: Hear Love Shack reimagined as a dirge about Reaganomics, and Lisa Loeb’s Stay belted out Born in the U.S.A. style.
• What’s The Nastiest Thing You’ve Done in a Movie Theater: Listeners call in, but Bruce tops them all.

Sponsored by Farmer Dan Owns Your Favorite Songs, JUGGGGS Mug Emporium and Turn It On Again Again

Guest:

John Murray (UCB, The Bosscast, Old Yorkers) as Bruce Springsteen

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Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it.

• Sharney’s Shake-Up: 82 locations sold off to the Schurzabich Corporation—because who needs endless buffets and multiple dead bodies in fridges?
• From Buffets to Fidget Spinners: Turns out Sharney’s new owners made their billions selling anxiety spinners during the pandemic. 
• The New Buffet: Say goodbye to taco stations and hello to fountains of chocolate, salsa, and boiling hot sawmill gravy (bring burn cream).
• Kids Menu Games: What does Applebee’s serve vs. Sharney’s? Expect Big Crunch tenders and Little Cheeser burgers, plus plenty of clown horns.
• Beach House: What's with all the creaking sounds?!

Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee)

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Get ready for a wild ride through the decade of frosted tips, questionable CD purchases, and every band you half-remember! On this episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show on 108.9 The Hawk, we break down the true path to owning the 1990’s — Val Verde style.

From Right Said Fred and Gin Blossoms to Bad Religion’s Crazy Taxi soundtrack fame, Farmer Dan’s jaw-dropping purchase of 500+ 90’s bands (thanks to $43 billion and a shady deal with Monsanto & KISS manager, Doc McGee) will have you questioning reality.

ALSO:

• The bizarre business of buying obscure 90’s bands (and why Farmer Dan might explode if he stops performing).
• Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls origins and the lost anthem “Big Junk Woman.”
• Hollow Man as the creepiest invisible pervert in cinema history.
• Crazy Taxi punk rock nostalgia vs. Tony Hawk soundtracks.
• Why the John Cougar Mellencamp Summer Camp probably violates every safety code.

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The hot August heat shines down on the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House as pieces of the house keep crumbling into the sand dunes below, That doesn’t keep Carl Luciferi (Ben Rodgers) from Luciferi Ford from stopping by the house and telling Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock about his upcoming “TRUCKATHON TRUCKABRATION!” Steve Temple Pilots has your sports, Art Spart with traffic, and phones ring as The Geoff and Whisp show asks, “Where’s the weirdest place you’ve done the deed?”

Sponsored by Regal Kingdom, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Cleet’s Jetskis, Drugmore and Channel 8's "Data Entry!"

Guest Starring: Ben Rodgers (ActionBoyz, Star Trek: Lower Decks)

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Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.

Today’s Episode: Fields of Gold and Costner

Originally Aired: 2/19/23

It's another edition of Val Verde's favorite (in their hearts) morning show, The Whisp Turlington Show! 

Whisp & Geoff talk about the Illuminaughties that aired on Channel 8 last night. Ricky Gervais! Good Rock Facts! So much more!

This episode of 108.9 The Hawk is brought to you by Buggie's Comfort Mattresses! The Val Verde Police Department! Bert's Funeral Flowers! And Samuel's Flowers!

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It's time for a new episode of Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums!

This is where Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock drop the characters and talk some CLASSIC ROCK! And man oh man, it doesn't get much more classic rock than this. Recorded in a hallway in a closed Swiss hotel, Deep Purple took it to the next level with their 1972 release, "Machine Head."

Jason and Geoff break down the history of the album, their personal feelings about the record, and make sounds of amazement to all of the farting Jon Lord organ sounds. So dive on in and let's listen to the Montreux Casino burn down together.

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HAWK ROCK TALK - the podcast where Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock drop the characters and TALK ROCK - IS BACK! And this time Geoff and Jason are tackling the OZZY years of the one and only, BLACK SABBATH!

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John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne. 1948-2025. 

Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock talk about the passing of the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne in this quickly recorded edition of Hawk Rock Talk. 

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The 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is crumbling all around the DJ’s from The Hawk, but that won’t keep them from having a GOOD TIME. What is a “Whisp Tantrum?” How were the album covers for Metallica’s “Load” and “Reload” albums created? Who is Steve Temple Pilots?! All of these questions will be answered plus traffic from Art Spart, Celebrity Impressions, Regal Kingdom, a serious death threat and learn about the latest hot dog exciting Val Verdians at Asshole Stadium!

Sponsored by Coopersmith Coffins, Black Water Waterpark, John Cougar Summercamp.

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It’s The Geoff and Whisp Show! Live from the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House and Jason Gore fills in for Whisp Turlington, as Whisp REFUSES to leave his air conditioned ADU. Jason and Geoff talk about the band Chicago (imagine that), the “Slanted & Enchanted” Beach House deck that was built by Stephen Malkmus, Val Verde’s T-Ball championships and you will NOT believe all of the celebrities in the latest REGAL KINGDOM commercial - including a ghost?! Community Calendar! And we try to get traffic from Art Spart, but he’s too locked into “Crazy Taxi” on his Twitch stream this morning. 

Sponsored by God’s Golden Brew! Movie Town Movies! And a special announcement from Val Verde Police. 

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