Art by Marc Silvestri from Uncanny X-Men #244. David Wynne's art will return next episode!

In which Jubilee makes her fabulous debut, the X-Ladies visit Hotbods, the X-Dudes accidentally (and drunkenly) save the world, Longshot is Sexy Johnny Karate, the only thing worse than one anti-mutant super-robot is two, and we say goodbye to a quarter of the team.

X-PLAINED:

Hellfire Club leadership

Uncanny X-Men #244-247

Team-relative Inferno after-effects

Jubilation Lee

Teddy girls

The surprisingly not-dead M Squad

Chaos (but not KAOS)

Dazzler, heart and/or steamroller of the X-Men

Miles's alternate career as alien archivist

DC's Invasion

Logan's Guide to Kissing Etiquette

Havok & Wolverine: Meltdown continuity disambiguation

Sexy dead girls

Perils of the Siege Perilous

Sharon Kelly

Rogue, Carol Danvers, and relative (im)maturity

The MTV Generation

Wolverine's hair

X-(misc.) Forever

Storm's threads

NEXT EPISODE: The New Mutants drop out.

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No illustration this week, but David Wynne's art will be back next episode!