Welcome to Slothful Slumber, the podcast that gently guides you to dreamland with delightfully dull readings. Tonight’s episode features the Wikipedia article on “Minor planet” — a mildly mesmerizing meander through the motions and meanings of these modest celestial bodies. Let the slow, steady stream of space facts soothe you into serenity. No drama, no excitement — just planetary particulars presented at a sloth’s pace. Settle in, close your eyes, and drift off among the minor marvels of the solar system.