Are you down with ITP? What about ETP? Are you pretty sure that the decline in returning visitors to your site that has everyone in a tizzy is largely due to increasingly restrictive cookie handling by browsers? Do you really, really, REALLY want Google, Apple, Mozilla, and even Microsoft to get on the same page when it comes to cookie handling and JavaScript subtleties? So many questions! Lucky for us (and you!), Measure Slack legend (and L.L. Bean Senior Programmer/Analyst) Cory Underwood has some answers. Or, at least, he will depress you in delightful ways. For complete show notes, including links to items mentioned in this episode, a transcript of the show, and an update on ITP 2.3 from Cory, visit the show page.