Welcome to Slothful Slumber, the podcast that lulls listeners into restful repose with delightfully dull readings. Tonight’s tranquil tale: the Wikipedia article on "Das Kapital" — a methodical meander through Marx’s meticulous musings on money, markets, and materialism. Let the steady stream of socio-economic theory soothe your senses and send you softly to sleep. Settle in, slow down, and surrender to the sedative power of scholarly slothfulness.