Welcome to Slothful Slumber, the podcast that gently guides you to sleep with the soothing sound of slow, steady facts. Tonight’s episode features a thoroughly uneventful reading of the Wikipedia article on "Roller skating"—a rhythmic ramble through wheels, rinks, and recreational repetition. Settle in as we coast through the calm corridors of history, mechanics, and mildly interesting minutiae. No thrills, just tranquil trivia—perfect for drifting off into a peaceful, slumber.