Welcome to Slothful Slumber, the podcast where we peacefully plod through pages of pleasantly pointless prose. Tonight, drift off as we delve into the Wikipedia article on “Paradise”—a placid passage through paradise’s past, perceptions, and philosophies. No drama, no excitement—just softly spoken sentences to lull you into a leisurely lull. Settle in, slow down, and let the soothing sound of sloth-paced storytelling send you to sleep.