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This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and firearm anti-education.

On a lighter note, we plumb the darkest depths of symbolism in the new Official White House Portraits of the Obamas that our tax dollars paid for.