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In which Stryfe is the Jan Brady of the Summers family; Miles's dreams are trampled beneath tiny, delicate feet; Rictor goes on an unnecessary rescue mission; Cable is Washington to Cannonball's Hamilton; the New Mutants may or may not time travel; Boom Boom scarfs up some chow for the bohunk; you should definitely not mess with Feral's pigeons; Liefeld fights are pure rule-of-cool; Jay is absolutely not qualified to give legal advice; and we bid a bittersweet goodbye to New Mutants.

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Zero

Production transitions

The end of New Mutants

New Mutants #98-100

Plotting vs. scripting

The most valuable issue of New Mutants

Gideon

Liefeld butts (more) (again)

The very dramatic death of Emmanuel da Costa

Tolliver

Some Spider-Man looking jerk

Domino (Neena Thurman)

A specific and likely inaccurate timeline

Feral (Maria Callasantos)

The signature Liefeld Kick™

The Tavern on the Green

Five or six kinds of mutants

A sad goodbye

Shatterstar (Gaveedra Seven)

Cadre Alliance

Nesting habits of the urban bohunk

Some rad moves

A prologue that is also an epilogue

The Stryfe that might have been

How Logan fits into the X-Men movie timeline

X-Men mostly likely to watch Yuri!!! On Ice

Jay at FlameCon!!

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