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In which Justin Thyme is a forgotten superstar of comics; Nazis should pretty much never be used as a metaphor; Charles Xavier is somehow even worse than usual; Excalibur may lack object permanence; Phoenix defeats Hitler with the power of gayness; we may have hit Peak Nocenti; Brett Blevins should draw Boom Boom forever; and the New Mutants get a taste of media theory.

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The exact nature of Shatterstar and Longshot's relationship

Excalibur: Weird War III

New Mutants Summer Special: A Mutant in Megalopolis

Justin Thyme

Bad Kansas

Nazi Charles Xavier

Kinda-Nazi Moira MacTaggert

The Reichsmen

Lightning Squad (again)

Naked Space Xavier

Largely unsuccessful denouement

The Wobbly Sneaker Gang

Megalopolis

Media theory and several of its anthropomorphic personifications

Socially conscious comics

The Gifted

The New Mutants trailer

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