Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!

In which Abs-lantis will not be denied; "slightly traumatized" is basically the default state of Xavier's original students; we pick up the slack for Nicieza; Banshee and Moira MacTaggert probably have an active and varied love life; Xavier miscounts the X-Men; we look back over the Claremont/Simonson era of the X-Universe; and Jay makes a case for the re-resurrection of Jean Grey.

X-PLAINED:

X-Men: Red

Namor's beard

The conclusion of the Muir Island Saga

Uncanny X-Men #280

X-Factor #70.

Cool orange spacesuits that make you immune to telepathy

Off-brand Magneto hats

Literary terrors of our childhoods

Agents DeMarco & Heacock (R.I.P.)

Casual use of nuclear weaponry

The cavalry

The end of the Shadow King

The most dysfunctional timeline

Uncanny X-Men #200-278

The case for an eclectic X-Universe

X-Campus

Resurrections, and when they do and don't work

NEXT EPISODE: Ed Piskor's Grand Design

The visual companion to this episode will be up sometime before the end of 2017, by which point Jay's lungs will hopefully be working again. Yay?

(Seriously, though, fuck this cold. Fuck this cold so much.)

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