In which Dr. Nemesis is delightful, Bill Sienkiewicz foreshadows himself, Dracula hits on absolutely everyone, Blade Godwins a crossover event, Jubilee get a jet ski, the X-Men do Castlevania 2, Rachel and Miles pick a vacation destination, and Cyclops wants you to follow your heart.

X-Plained:

Dr. Nemesis

A very good page of a very good comic

Dracula variations

X-Men #159

Appropriate use of holy symbols

"The D"

Tomb of Dracula

Bloodstorm

Carrotstorm

Curse of the Mutants

Jubilee

Crossover events

Why we can't have nice things

Some really sweet weaponry

The Dracula Reassembly Machine

Phone sex with Gambit

The point of being Lord of the Vampires

X-Club

Authorial voice in comics

Why there probably won't be a Starjammers movie

Next Episode: Rachel and Miles go to Hell (kind of)!

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