It's not that adults don't understand MySpace...it's just that we don't know have a clue what we're doing and how to set it up. One thing I do understand, however, is that if I ever find myself out of Roxanne's "top eight", I'll know that we've broken up and it's time for me to move out of the house. Check out our MySpace page and become our friend!

When you're new to a town and you're just getting started on the road to coming out, it's good to have a caring supportive guide to help you out. It's better to ease into a new lifestyle, rather than having someone drag you to a fetish club with people giving lap dances and stripping for free drinks. Of course...some people may actually appreciate that.

Nothing could be more enjoyable or relaxing than driving around in beautiful, sunny LA weather with the top down in a brand new convertible. It's all fun and games until the gang-banger jumps in the car with you at a red light with a carload of people chasing him following right behind.

Sleeping should be relaxing and restful...a time for peaceful and pleasant dreams. You don't want to find yourself at the beach, in Las Vegas, standing in a hotel lobby with your girlfriend's new sex partner...while her mother looks on and smiles.

You can take the girl out of the disco, but you can't take the disco out of the girl. It's Disco Saturday Night and everyone has taken their Geritol and arthritis pills so that they can blow out a hip on the way to disco nirvana.

What's an older Lesbian doing with an under-age, teenage girl at Los Angeles Gay Pride -- holding hands and buying her temporary tattoos, jewelry, Diet Coke's and anything else she wants? If it's Roxanne, then she's out with her niece showing her how the Gay community celebrates Pride.

Those Gays are up to something, and it takes an undercover reporter to get to the truth about what really goes on at Gay Pride in San Diego. To do the job right takes plenty of hands on research, including hours spent at the S&M tent to make sure you understand how it's done, and careful monitoring of the Pride Parade, including trying to get a picture of the man on roller blades in a body thong. It's also important to inspect the free packets of lube and 19 different types of condoms so that you don't miss a single clue.

We cover the world of roommates who are leeches and girlfriends who are ATM machines. Slide the credit card between her breasts and watch the money come out the other end.

Roxanne comes down with a summer cold. Instead of getting sympathy, orange juice, throat lozenges or a soft box of tissues....Roxanne is exiled to the guest bedroom. Even the dogs don't want to be in the same room with her.

Summer means it's time to be fashionable, ladies, and Tyra says that handkerchiefs are "in" for this season. Before you just shove your favorite bandana into your back pocket there are some things you need to know, however. Picking the wrong color and putting it in the wrong pocket with the knot going the wrong way can have someone tying you up, shrimping your toes and trying to shave you if you're not careful. We're here to help.