Roxanne had the "experience of a lifetime" on ALC6, but the memories of her best friend, Sybil will be what she remembers the most. We also learn that professional people can sometimes date crazies, too. Join us on this last installment from our series on ALC6.

You might be a Lesbian if...When you go through airport security and set off the alarm, the security guard asks you to step through the screening area a second time while asking you if perhaps you are wearing something metal...such as a big ol' belt buckle.

When going to work means strapping on a toolbelt, putting on a uniform or slipping into the latest style of color coordinated, polyester track suit, you can be sure that you're in one of today's hottest careers for Lesbians. We review all the options for young Lesbians just starting out, and pay homage to UPS Lesbians everywhere.

It never occurred to me that I would live in a house where I'd have to worry about the toilet seat being up when I go to the bathroom. Now that the P-Mate's have arrived...the toilet seat being up is a hazard I may just have to live with. Roxanne has discovered that it's not only convenient to pee standing up, but it's a lot of fun, too.

It's time to go back to school to earn your honorary Lesbian degree. Before you get ready to take that test, however, let us walk you through some important vocabulary lessons with words and expressions you'll need to know. Thanks to Kathy Belge for her list at Lesbian Life to help make us the smartest Lesbians on the planet.

Poultry flavored toothbrush, $29.50...canine catheterization, $25.77...big steel clanging neuticles to make your toy poodle look as tough as a pit bull as he walks down the street...priceless.

It happens only once a year. Paris meets California at the Orange County Swap Meet for Fashion Week. Roxanne is there with all the color commentary and sightings of this year's most stylish couture.

Costco doesn't sponsor us...but maybe they should. They can always count on us for helping to drive the stock price higher with our toilet paper purchases and our constant need to purchase more dog beds. If we ever move out of the area, Costco will almost certainly need to close down the Burbank location due to a unforseen drop in sales volume.

It's not easy to face your fears. It takes courage, determination and a willingness to let go of the old habits that hold you back. Roxanne takes a bold step forward to overcome her fear of vegetables this weekend as she musters up all her strength to attend the Strawberry Festival...even if strawberries are not a vegetable.

Bad customer service has become a way of life in America. In fact, we've become so good at it that we've decided that the global economy is a good way for us to teach other countries how to give shitty customer service, too. After all, why should we be selfish and keep it all to ourselves?