This week the gals cover some food for thought. From unhinged eating contests to dangerously spicy food challenges, we’re diving into the questionable life choices people make for bragging rights, and why we can’t stop watching. Then we shift gears to the queen of chaotic confidence herself: Alice Roosevelt, the White House wild child who lived louder, bolder, and far spicier than any ghost pepper. Grab some water. You’re absolutely going to need it.

Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!