Scott started the LIFERS movie tour last week in St. Louis at the Arkadin Cinema & Bar — and this episode finds him in his hotel after a particularly long day that took him from a showing in Portland, Oregon at the Clinton Street Theater to a showing at the Clairidge Theater in Montclair, New Jersey. The dude was a little rough. (AND there was a fucking Tesla involved!)

PLUS!: Micro-cinemas, cat-pigs, Enuff Z’nuff at The Whiskey, The Lumiere in L.A., Gabe’s face in IMAX at the Esquire in Sacramento, cineastes, Ryan’s nipples, Married Men at the Metro on March 15, the fall Everclear tour, ripping off Amadeus, English accents, and the royal “we” game.

(Not discussed, but definitely felt — The Coolidge in Boston and the Film Society Center in Philadelphia.)

Remaining dates on the LIFERS movie tour:

MARCH 19 — Oriental Theatre — Milwaukee, WI

APRIL 6 — Wisconsin Film Festival — Madison, WI

APRIL 7 — Screenland Armour — Kansas City, MO

APRIL 8 — The Varsity Cinema — Des Moines, IA

APRIL 9 — The Trylon — Minneapolis, MN