We launch a verbal attack against hot water with lemon, the preferred beverage of bullshitters worldwide, discuss Meghan Markle's journey from music video star to English royalty (and all of the titillating tidbits Lauren is learning about in FINDING FREEDOM), mourn Paris Hilton's shoddily decorated mansion and her exit from the garden of innocence, break down the indignities we will willingly endure to get marginal discounts from Direct-To-Consumer brands, finally confess our fetish for Christian men (yeah, you read that right), and debate Stassi Schroeder's return to Instagram. Buckle in, baby!

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