Jackie and Dunlap on the Bill O'Reilly sex scandal, the United Airlines violent expulsion scandal, the Sean Spicer Hitler gas scandal, the Navy SEAL porn star scandal. Plus! Trump is mad at the tax protests, Trump is mad at Steve Bannon, Trump drops the Mother of All Bombs, Trump flip-flops on NATO, China, globalism, Yellin. ALSO! North Korea is coming to a head! It's gonna take a lot of good chocolate cake for us to get out of this one, folks.

Also it's Easter (Twix Egg) time so Jackie and Dunlap eat a lot of egg-shaped candy bars.

Sponsors: Naked Church and the Dom Podge Memorial Festival.

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Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."