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Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses.
From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem.
You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse.
Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/
____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s… accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming The Pharmacist 44:25 - We’re eating every oyen on the street 45:15 - Is it okay to eat a humans46:50 - Big backing medicine 48:00 - Prolonging human jerky and diarrhea 49:40 - The moral dilemma of delicious human51:00 - It’s more fun to be Rat King 52:22 - Weapon of choice 58:00 - Most likely to hide their zombie bite59:40 - Human Spirit vs. Zombie Bite1:01:00 - A bite on your buttcheek 1:02:10 - Chain me up baby 1:03:55 - Caleb the interbreeding Sewer Emperor 1:09:50 - Living off the scraps of the world1:13:20 - Becoming a sneaky Geisha1:18:40 - Evil one man utopia1:20:45 - This Is The End plagiarism 1:23:30 - Will you hide your bite?1:23:46 - Save your pet, spouse, or family?1:20:20 - DON'T LET JENHAN SNAP.
By The Takeaway Table5
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Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses.
From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem.
You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse.
Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/
____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s… accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming The Pharmacist 44:25 - We’re eating every oyen on the street 45:15 - Is it okay to eat a humans46:50 - Big backing medicine 48:00 - Prolonging human jerky and diarrhea 49:40 - The moral dilemma of delicious human51:00 - It’s more fun to be Rat King 52:22 - Weapon of choice 58:00 - Most likely to hide their zombie bite59:40 - Human Spirit vs. Zombie Bite1:01:00 - A bite on your buttcheek 1:02:10 - Chain me up baby 1:03:55 - Caleb the interbreeding Sewer Emperor 1:09:50 - Living off the scraps of the world1:13:20 - Becoming a sneaky Geisha1:18:40 - Evil one man utopia1:20:45 - This Is The End plagiarism 1:23:30 - Will you hide your bite?1:23:46 - Save your pet, spouse, or family?1:20:20 - DON'T LET JENHAN SNAP.

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